Does anybody remember relationship laughter? (men, difference, pictures, Indian)
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That's the way I remember my dad's BF. His widow asked me the other day to come start up and drive some of his classic cars. I did it and that wasn't the easiest thing I have done. BTW, the Model-T was a cold one!LOL........
One time we were playing pool at this bar and the pool tables were in an open area that just had a roof and a railing around it. I can make a cue ball skip over another ball to hit the one I want into the pocket. So, after a few drinks, I found an opportunity to use this maneuver and wouldn't ya know, I hit it a tad too hard and it flew off the table and smacked some guy walking down the sidewalk on the outside of the railing. I thought my aunt was going to wet herself laughing.
Another time we were in Key West and there was this open upper deck on the second floor, or half floor up at the hotel we were staying at and someone fell off and landed right on top of my car parked out front just as we were walking by and she hit me and said, "OH MY GOD!" I said, "Eh, it's a rental." and kept going.
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his
wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. More funny Gilbert K. Chesterton quotes
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Or how about a potpie?
I'll make my own sandwich thank you.
You women usually do not put enough meat on it.
If I wanted to be vegan I'd go join a commune.
lolz
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