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Ever since becoming a "homeless" guy, I've been showering in the gym.
I'm in a transition phase now. First day I used 4 towels to cover myself up. Second day, three. The last two days it's just been one and I check 10 times before taking the last one off, coz there is a brief 5 second time lag between the last towel and the undie ritual when a random passer-by can take a nice peek at Antlered Bazooka LMAO (I grew up in a culture where nakedness is considered taboo, I still wonder how the wrinkled bums and penises walk in the locker room like walking in the park)
There was this guy who said my hairstyle was great and thick. I said "Thanks".
He and I somehow ran into each other a lot every morning. Same work going time. And he got friendlier and told me I have that V shape. I said I wish coz I told him I am trying to improve it.
Then he complimented my shirt and everything else. This is a man in his 60s at least. So I thought grandpops was fond of the new kid in the naked room.
Today he said he is waiting for his girlfriend and she bathes too long. I figured she was in the ladies locker room. This is where I tactically erred. Given my naked women affinities (LMAO), I joked I'd kill to walk in on "them" any time.
Then he continued later, "Such a coincidence your locker is adjacent to my girlfriend's"
My friends now are telling me I've been assumed gay and I have been hit on for a week, by an old man. Seriously? He's called a girlfriend? How do I ungay myself now? Grow hair on the chest?
Is it wrong to ask potential girl friends with benefits, if they want to get heterosexual with me? I can understand if they have issues if they are homosexual.
great thread. you do realize that there is likely a correlation between your penchant for weight loss and fashion, and the fact that men think you're gay?
you can still regain your heterosexual appearance, though, without being fat and frumpy. go buy a gun rack, and get some tattoos that imply violent behavior.
Antlered, didn't you say once that you also shave your entire body of hair?
LOL great one....
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