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09-03-2007, 07:36 PM
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Enjoying the ride..
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Location: Between Here and There
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Church of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny.
I figured I'd start a new church following...The Church of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny. Historically speaking I have not evidence to support my claims of the benevolent Bunny but I truly believe in the awesome power of it.
If you simply follow the one commandment of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny you will be rewarded in the after life:
Love those as you would love yourselves, speak to all the way you would want to be spoken to and do unto others as you would have done to you.
Good followers upon death will be rewarded with an exciting roller coaster ride to Mars where they will live in total bliss with all their loved ones that have passed before them.
I decided we needed this new church because lately there have been so many posts aimed at ripping the beliefs of others apart (which I find hateful and unneccesary) that I thought here in the Church of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny we could all come to gather with out such problems. Or at least I'd give those that like to rip apart beliefs a new target to aim for.
Any joiners? 
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09-03-2007, 07:47 PM
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God is good ALL the time
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"Merry Christmas!!!"
(set 9 days ago)
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Location: Hot-Houston Texas
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Do they have chocolate there? 
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09-03-2007, 07:49 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: South Carolina
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LOL..Sign us up!!!  We have pink fuzzy bunny dice hanging from our car mirror so I figured it must be fate that we become...hmmm..Pink Fuzzy Bunnyites???
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09-03-2007, 07:50 PM
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Location: Pikeville, Kentucky
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Irish, I will join, because that is the same doctrine of the church of blue that I established some years ago..So maybe we can just merge the two 
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09-03-2007, 07:51 PM
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A few questions regarding membership and enrollment
June is all for unity and harmony and "give peace a chance" no matter how great the divide between individuals. However, June cannot help but feel that she basically does not "qualify" as a potential "member."
As much as June would love to get on the big, Pink Fuzzy bus, she's a bit reluctant about the church part aspect...
June initially, (with her customary saddness) thought: "Alas, I can't get on the bus with the others." "sigh"
But then, June pondered a bit more. She "pontificated" actually, (to borrow a dear, sweet man's favorite phrase...) and began to wonder:
As part of the unity that you are striving for, Irishmom, are all welcomed, and must members be unified in their collective beliefs? June will await your response.  Oh, and one last question: Do members of the Pink Fuzzy Bunny Church...
Take gentle care? 
Last edited by june 7th; 09-03-2007 at 07:52 PM..
Reason: addition
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09-03-2007, 07:56 PM
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Senior Member
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pope linus ,head of the 'church of the great pumpkin' will not be pleased.the pink fuzzy bunny has diluted chocalate contributions to his halloween celebration and diverted them to easter celebrations.
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09-03-2007, 07:56 PM
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Location: Pikeville, Kentucky
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June, read the doctrine that Irish posted..You and Montana are definitely one of us, because of the love both of you bring to this forum and you can teach all of us how to respect one another 
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09-03-2007, 08:02 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: San Antonio, Tx.
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Sorry, that bunny is already taken and it's still going...and going...and going...
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09-03-2007, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: South Carolina
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OMG...I just had another revelation!!! I have pink fuzzy bunny slippers too!! Its destiny I tells ya!!
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09-03-2007, 08:06 PM
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Location: Franklin
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May I still celebrate Festivus?
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