UFOs and Christianity (Revelations, ghost, heaven, angels)

[SeekerSA]

Originally Posted by wilvan

The "aliens" and their UFO's are really the modern nephilim! (giants in the Bible). There are now millions of them living among us, they are being produced through abduction of humans for their reproduction. They will play an important role in the coming global rule of the Antichrist as administrators to rule the nations and in enforcing the Mark of the Beast. In the end, they will be gathered in Megiddo, all 200M of them, to fight Jesus Christ and his saints in the Battle of Armageddon.

http://www.city-data.com/forum/relig...tianity-2.html

Wow that is a new spin I never heard before. The 200M are supposed to be the Chinese heaven knows why, but your version kinda has me baffled in that the battle is fought after the 1000 years of peace and of course the blood is as high as a horses bridal, thus your nephillium bleed and they cross the Euprates by horse - dried up of course. Mind you where are they going to acquire the 200M horsies seeing during the 1000 years while the kingdum kopz are in charge, they would not detect a mass horsie breeding program and all. But of course we cannot take everything in revelation as literal now can we, just the bits that make our woo woo beliefs "real"

Never wondered why satan is released after 1000 years?

Never wondered just who this army is seeing they are ruled with a rod of iron by the kingdum kopz.

Kingdum kopz = returned rapturees after the tribulation

[wilvan]

Originally Posted by SeekerSA

Wow that is a new spin I never heard before. The 200M are supposed to be the Chinese heaven knows why, but your version kinda has me baffled in that the battle is fought after the 1000 years of peace and of course the blood is as high as a horses bridal, thus your nephillium bleed and they cross the Euprates by horse - dried up of course. Mind you where are they going to acquire the 200M horsies seeing during the 1000 years while the kingdum kopz are in charge, they would not detect a mass horsie breeding program and all. But of course we cannot take everything in revelation as literal now can we, just the bits that make our woo woo beliefs "real"

Never wondered why satan is released after 1000 years?

Never wondered just who this army is seeing they are ruled with a rod of iron by the kingdum kopz.

Kingdum kopz = returned rapturees after the tribulation

The 200M army of the AC will be destroyed in the Battle of Armageddon... this is at the end of the Great Tribulation before the start of the 1000-yr rule of JC and his saints.

At the end of 1000 yrs... Satan is again released to tempt the nations to rebel against JC! This war will be quickly ended by them getting destroyed by fire coming down from the sky. Don't get confused with the 2 battles... there's a difference of 1000 years!

[SeekerSA]

Originally Posted by wilvan

The 200M army of the AC will be destroyed in the Battle of Armageddon... this is at the end of the Great Tribulation before the start of the 1000-yr rule of JC and his saints.

I think your timeline is out, there is a 7 year followed by 1000 years and then satan is released followed by the battle. Tossing logic aside, how will the folk amass an army while dodging 50kg hailstones (that is a stone as big as a sack of cement) plus or the other nasty plagues/judgments in the 7 years.

At the end of 1000 yrs... Satan is again released to tempt the nations to rebel against JC! This war will be quickly ended by them getting destroyed by fire coming down from the sky. Don't get confused with the 2 battles... there's a difference of 1000 years!

Again tossing logic aside, how will these folk even manage to assemble any type of army with the kingdum kops ruling with rods of iron. Seeing stan the man is chained up and all and we are in paradise 2.0 w/o the tempter.

Believe me this I have studied and know the mainstream spin on it.

With the supposed 3rd coming with all the saints riding horses outta heaven and all, being transformed into celestial bodies and all the day before, 3.5 years earlier or 7 years earlier (depending of which KoolAid brand you drink) how exactly does one make was with ghosts?

Or are they coming back in UFO's? Will we have something to shoot at assuming we were not hit by a terminal velocity cement bag sized hailstone. (which BTW kinda is impossible with current cloud/storm characteristics)

Oh and of course, we all know that stars cannot fall on the earth, we now know that they are billions of light years away so assuming we take it literal, we should have at least detected an advancement of all the stars but alas, our science shows them to be static or moving away.

We also know of no asteroid belt heading our way any time soon.

You really sure it is 2012?

[wilvan]

There will be destruction to many parts of the World... but not all of the World! For example the meteor shower will burn up a 3rd of all the trees and grass... there is still the 2/3 not affected. Didn't I say the World is not going to end in 2012... there will be many deaths but there will also be survivors. AC is yet to rule the World for 3.5 years.

In the aftermath of the cataclysm... Satan will release the demons from the Bottomless Pit and they will possess the bodies of the Nephilim. They are the 200M army of the AC. Understand this will happen AFTER the passage of Star Wormwood.

[Fred314X]

What is this "Star Wormwood" you keep mentioning? And where is it in the Bible?

[wilvan]

REV 8:11 And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

It is a brown dwarf... a star not big enough to fully ignite like our sun.

The star is called Wormwood... it is named after a bitter poisonous plant, because when it passes through our solar system something will happen to a third of the earth's spring water that it becomes contaminated and undrinkable.

[MontanaGuy]

wilvan wrote:

It is a brown dwarf... a star not big enough to fully ignite like our sun.

Where in the world do you come up with this stuff? It's obviously not from the Bible because the authors didn't even know that our sun was a star and their descriptions of the stars sounded like they were some sort of decorations on the ceiling of creation.

[Boxcar Overkill]

Originally Posted by wilvan

The 200M army of the AC will be destroyed in the Battle of Armageddon... this is at the end of the Great Tribulation before the start of the 1000-yr rule of JC and his saints.

At the end of 1000 yrs... Satan is again released to tempt the nations to rebel against JC! This war will be quickly ended by them getting destroyed by fire coming down from the sky. Don't get confused with the 2 battles... there's a difference of 1000 years!

Is this where the "one ring to rule them all" come in? And what about the light elves? Couldn't they kill the orcs with their magic bows of +3 fire? Call the cleric, we're gonna need a rez....

[wilvan]

Originally Posted by MontanaGuy

wilvan wrote:

Where in the world do you come up with this stuff? It's obviously not from the Bible because the authors didn't even know that our sun was a star and their descriptions of the stars sounded like they were some sort of decorations on the ceiling of creation.

The brown dwarf information came from NASA insiders' leaks. Also the majority of star systems in our universe is binary... so it is not surprising to know that our sun has a companion star. The Bible's prophecy said what is coming is a star. So put 2 and 2 together... connect the dots....

[Boxcar Overkill]

Originally Posted by wilvan

The brown dwarf information came from NASA insiders' leaks. ..

And the university scientist around the world, they don't want the noble prize, so they're keeping this a secret too?