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09-06-2009, 11:24 AM
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What Kind Of Wine Did Jesus Make From Water?
This is a question of so little importance that I decided to ask it anyway. You've all read the story of Jesus turning water into wine but I don't think the Bible said anything about the quality or the kind of wine it was. I wouldn't think that the Son of God would produce the slop that winos drink or the cheap stuff that you can buy at a supermarket for a couple of bucks for a gallon of it. It doesn't even mention if it was a red wine or a white wine but it only stands to reason that if this was truly a supernatural event that it must have been the best wine that's ever been produced in the history of winemaking. Bottles of the most expensive French wines would taste like dishwater in comparison. Does anyone have anything to add to this thought provoking question?
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09-06-2009, 11:27 AM
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There's beauty in the solace of not giving a damn.
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If he's truly the son of God, he made a tasty Riesling.
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09-06-2009, 11:30 AM
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Tsalagi Spiritual Elder
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Yeah, if you find out what kind it is, I'd like to get a bottle of it to add to my collection... ...hell, I might even buy a case of it...
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09-06-2009, 11:57 AM
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It was called "the best"...
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09-06-2009, 12:00 PM
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Hopefully a deep red wine, like a merlot with some bite to it.
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09-06-2009, 12:04 PM
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I think it was rather tight-fisted of him to do that, after all, the disciples couldn't do it and had to buy their wine. Jesus should have paid for a round of drinks just like everyone else at the party did.
Rumour has it that that was why Pilate had him arrested...for producing wine without a licence.
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09-06-2009, 12:06 PM
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Oh noez, don't ya all know it was grape juice?
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09-06-2009, 12:08 PM
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I can tell you avery interesting story about that party if anyone is interested....and it doesn't get me banned!!  |
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09-06-2009, 12:14 PM
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We have snow in Arizona!
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"Hail, Cork Master, master of the cork.
He knows which wine goes with fish or pork."
I guess it depends on what they served at the wedding.
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09-06-2009, 12:20 PM
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Tsalagi Spiritual Elder
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rafius
I can tell you avery interesting story about that party if anyone is interested....and it doesn't get me banned!! |
So humor me today,if it's not too offensive I'll leave it,if it is,I'll just delete it.... |
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