If You Were God (hell, Christian, heaven, Jesus)

[zonababe]

If I were God, I appear all over the world. I'd show myself under the Hollywood sign every six to eight weeks. In the Summer I'd do a few gigs in our national parks.

I'd be quick to correct judgemental Christians who misunderstand my word and meaning. I'd dispel any myths or delusions and make it clear that there is no afterlife and that cats really don't have nine lives. I'd let people know, I created homosexuals with same love as I created everyone else.

I'd teach people to be held accountable for their actions as there is no devil who makes you do bad things. I'd get rid of the Bible and teach in the present tense. By doing good deeds, I'd set examples of love not hate. I'd be big on miracles especially limb regeneration. I wouldn't demand being worshipped as people really would have no reason not to like me. That's it for now, go in peace.

[Chango]

If I was god I would have a whole universe to take care of, so I probably wouldn't spend too much time babysitting the inhabitants of this tiny blue speck.

[sarahkate_m]

Originally Posted by DudeChill

If you were God, how would you make people? Personally, I'd give people wings, but that's just me! Don't forget to =P.

If I were God... I would make it much harder for anyone to be mean & much easier to be nice. I guess I'd make what seems evil alot less tempting and make the results more evident to the perpetrator.

If I were God, I'd have alot more fun with my "people".

[Nea1]

I would give the pain of birth to men!!! And the weight gain.

[Melvin.George]

Originally Posted by DudeChill

If you were God, how would you make people? Personally, I'd give people wings, but that's just me! Don't forget to =P.

What if we're all gods?

What if some omnipotent being which is a million times larger than anything we've ever seen or dreamed about is playing a video game and guessing what each of us will do under stress?

What is it Judy Tunudo used to say..."It's Possible!"

[Tzaphkiel]

Originally Posted by Melvin.George

What if we're all gods?

we are

Originally Posted by Melvin.George

What if some omnipotent being which is a million times larger than anything we've ever seen or dreamed about is guessing what each of us will do?

that's exactly what is going in
we're given free will
and the power to create

we create our world by what we believe and what we think about, and where we put our focus

and the result is our life as we live it

[Nea1]

Originally Posted by Nea1

I would give the pain of birth to men!!! And the weight gain.

I would also like to add, boob sag, stretch marks, the monthly visit from you know who, hormone fluctuations....well that's all I can think of right now.

[DaniMae1]

Well let's see....If I were god.

1.) No one would have to worship me. How arrogant!

2.) No devil would be here to tease people into being "bad".

3.) Abundant food supply for ALL! No starving people.

4.) No need to kill other living animals for food.

[Nea1]

Originally Posted by DaniMae1

Well let's see....If I were god.

1.) No one would have to worship me. How arrogant!

2.) No devil would be here to tease people into being "bad".

3.) Abundant food supply for ALL! No starving people.

4.) No need to kill other living animals for food.

Good ones!!!

[DaniMae1]

Originally Posted by Nea1

Good ones!!!

Thank you!

Got more.

I don't care what you do with your genitals as long as it is between consenting adults!

For really horrible people like murders, baby beaters etc....I'll have an angel snatch them up to me and I'll have them whipped harshly....if they do it again it is spiritual jail for a looooooong time! With no television and only bread & water.