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Ok, this is a play off of several other threads, suppose you die and you are wrong. This means that for Athiests, there ends up being an afterlife, for everybody else, the afterlife isn't anything how you pictured it. Ok, so how is it different? Jews, you are being judged by Jesus, Christians-Osama Bin Laden will be your Judge, Muslims-You get judged by George Bush, Buddhists-you get judged by Mars the Roman God of War, all Pagans will be judged by a court of all the Popes of Medieval Europe, For the instance of time I will say everybody else is judged by the inbred judge of some small-*unheard of town in the mountains with a jury that doesn't like you because of your race. Everybody has the right to speak in their own defense to thier judge but they will have no mercy on any statements you say about "being confused" and are in a bad mood.
What are you going to say to them?
Just thought this might be a fun one, but please don't reply if you are just going to say something like "I know that won't happen because Jesus is my Lord" because, although we admire your faith, it ruins the fun. Thank you
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Ok, this is a play off of several other threads, suppose you die and you are wrong. This means that for Athiests, there ends up being an afterlife, for everybody else, the afterlife isn't anything how you pictured it. Ok, so how is it different? Jews, you are being judged by Jesus, Christians-Osama Bin Laden will be your Judge, Muslims-You get judged by George Bush, Buddhists-you get judged by Mars the Roman God of War, all Pagans will be judged by a court of all the Popes of Medieval Europe, For the instance of time I will say everybody else is judged by the inbred judge of some small-unherd of town in the mountains with a jury that doesn't like you because of your race. Everybody has the right to speak in their own defense to thier judge but they will have no mercy on any statements you say about "being confused" and are in a bad mood.
What are you going to say to them?
Just thought this might be a fun one, but please don't reply if you are just going to say something like "I know that won't happen because Jesus is my Lord" because, although we admire your faith, it ruins the fun. Thank you
Well then maybe you should post this in the games forum.
[quote=maniac;1012 For the instance of time I will say everybody else is judged by the inbred judge of some small-unherd of town in the mountains with a jury that doesn't like you because of your race. Everybody has the right to speak in their own defense to thier judge but they will have no mercy on any statements you say about "being confused" and are in a bad mood.
What are you going to say to them?
I might have a chance here ( bein from a small unheard of town in the mountains)Hopefully they will bend a little, because most of us here ARE the same race but It will definitly go against me because I wasn't born here. I might plead my case this way.." Dear judge I'mmyown Grandpa, I stand before you and beg for your mercy, because even tho I was an outsider, I stayed and learned how to figger out how everyone is related to the original
two settlers here. I spent many hours sittin on the front porch learnin how to spit tobaccy through the gap in my front teeth, and I have walked these hillsides so many years that one leg is shorter than the other." That would be the best I could do
Okay, since nobody else will bite, I'll play along. If I got to Heaven (or whatever) and realized I'd be judged by Jesus, that wouldn't be a big deal... I would be thankful that I tried to be a good person, regardless of my beliefs. Hopefully Jesus would be cool with that, since I don't think he'd be the type to judge unfairly.
Does 'unherd' mean several, segregated cattle, or just one cow?
lol, sorry about that, I'll fix it in just a second
Edit:*fixed*
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That's what I was going for!
but It will definitly go against me because I wasn't born here. I might plead my case this way.." Dear judge I'mmyown Grandpa, I stand before you and beg for your mercy, because even tho I was an outsider, I stayed and learned how to figger out how everyone is related to the original 
