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She has only now let me up from out of the basement where I have been held captive since Tuesday evening but only on the condition that I wear the suspenders and leather flying helmet. So far I have managed to resist her other conditions but it is becoming increasingly harder to do so due to repeated proddings with a pointed stick and her obsession for whipping me with wet celery.
Any ideas as to how to better enjoy my incarceraton?
Just make damn sure you stay off the roof, she gets nervous when people get up on the roof.....
I highly suggest the following items to keep her away until the Navy SEALs who killed bin Laden can make it to your rescue:
Navy SEALs had no effect. Now awaiting reinforcements from SAS.
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4. Befriend her Hellhound - She has a special attachment to this beast. Befriending it may ultimately lead to your safe return. On the other hand, it's been known to consume human flesh by the ton
Ah! This might present a problem as I had to eat the said beast in order to survive.
Navy SEALs had no effect. Now awaiting reinforcements from SAS
No need to call in the reinforcements. They've promised a sunny day tomorrow, so perhaps we'll take a road trip and Rafius can see the finer sights of the city....All is well.
In light of Rafius's secret and covert mission in coming here, June has decided to let him out of the basement. No rienforcements necessary. She figures when a man has travelled ten hours to come to see her, the least she can do is show mercy in the kindest of ways.
Tomorrow promises sunshine, so there is hope that in his seeing the light of day he will be enthralled by the exquisite surroundings to which he travelled...
Come down to NYC for the day! Of course - my schedule is jam packed until next week so I won't be able to see you.
I'm sooo tired but this thread brought a smile to my drooping mouth!
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Good job, my friend!
