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If I was given "God's powers"? I dunno, I'm sure there'd be plenty to do elsewhere in more important locales/times/instances of the Universe. I guess, if I happened to notice, I'd probably put some ointment on Earth to clear up that nasty infection it's got going on.
If I was given "God's powers"? I dunno, I'm sure there'd be plenty to do elsewhere in more important locales/times/instances of the Universe. I guess, if I happened to notice, I'd probably put some ointment on Earth to clear up that nasty infection it's got going on.
What was it that comic called us? 'A virus with sneakers'?
Kill my enemies,feed Africans,prevent Yellowstone from destroying most of North America,Those who don't baptize in the name of Jesus Christ must write I'm a quasi- christian 1000 times and I would resurrect Andy Kaufman.....Tank yu vetti vetti much!
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Oh, what fun. I would (off the top of my head, the actual list would be exhaustive):
* "Turn all the bad people into good people" (I often pray to God to do this!!!)
* Modify the weather so that it is never hotter than 85 - not sure about the cold . . . would have to get some advice so as not to screw up the ice caps
* Restore the Earth to perfect harmony in all things
* Revise the human elimination system to make it aesthetically beautiful and not gross
* Eliminate all disease on the planet
* Give people the ability to brainstorm any problem with truly beneficial and positive solutions for all life forms
* Give people the ability to invent transportation systems that are efficient and fun
* Create such abundance on the Earth that everyone is well fed and happy
* Magically revise all systems to be clean and efficient and life-enhancing
* Eliminate the need for humans to sleep eight hours . . . maybe reduce it to four hours
* Give humans the ability to create jobs that are life-enhancing and not stressful, but fun and creative
* Invent new, positive ways to have fun and explore the planet
* Revise the life plan so that as people age they get healthier and healthier until they drop dead, in their sleep at age 81
Oh, what fun. I would (off the top of my head, the actual list would be exhaustive):
* "Turn all the bad people into good people" (I often pray to God to do this!!!)
* Modify the weather so that it is never hotter than 85 - not sure about the cold . . . would have to get some advice so as not to screw up the ice caps
* Restore the Earth to perfect harmony in all things
* Revise the human elimination system to make it aesthetically beautiful and not gross
* Eliminate all disease on the planet
* Give people the ability to brainstorm any problem with truly beneficial and positive solutions for all life forms
* Give people the ability to invent transportation systems that are efficient and fun
* Create such abundance on the Earth that everyone is well fed and happy
* Magically revise all systems to be clean and efficient and life-enhancing
* Eliminate the need for humans to sleep eight hours . . . maybe reduce it to four hours
* Give humans the ability to create jobs that are life-enhancing and not stressful, but fun and creative
* Invent new, positive ways to have fun and explore the planet
* Revise the life plan so that as people age they get healthier and healthier until they drop dead, in their sleep at age 81
to be continued
I repped you on this as it is refreshing for someone to have the courage to step up and take the job on. I reckon God could take a few tips from you as He has the power to do all this but evidently hasn't thought of any of this, yet.
What was it that comic called us? 'A virus with sneakers'?
Bill Hicks. Well done Sir!
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