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Old 12-08-2009, 09:41 PM
 
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the original commandments..


1) "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2) "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3) "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4) "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5) "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6) "Thou shalt not kill."
7) "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8) "Thou shalt not steal."
9) "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10) "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house,.....nor anything that is thy neighbor's

sounds like a good plan to me, wonder why we can't live by them



revised ten commandments

1 thou shalt not waste patrolium before we find a sustainable energy solution..

2 thou shalt not bomb our fellow citizens.

3 thou shalt not pollute the skys, rivers, land, oceans.

4 thou shalt not have sex with more than one person at a time..

5 thou shalt not be greedy and hog all the resources. share them equally..

6 thou shalt not walk by a homeless person without donating..

7 thou shalt not buy crappy goods made with slave labor..

8 thou shalt not let religion rule your govenments.

9 thou shalt not drink and drive, and use cell phone while at the helm

10 thou shalt not burn the holy cannabis alone share with fellow citizens

11 thou shalt not create war without a reason..

12 thou shalt not beleave al gores hype!!! i will cool the planet i'm god


opps thats twelve commandments^^^^ should i go on
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:04 AM
 
Location: Tulsa
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I've got one!

Thou shall not hit the submit button without using spell check first.
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Old 12-09-2009, 07:36 AM
 
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I've got one!

Thou shall not hit the submit button without using spell check first.

thats what happens when you are in a hurry,, you see even god is not perfect
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Old 12-09-2009, 08:02 AM
 
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For the origional 10, you need to go to the Jewish Bible. This post quotes the Catholic 10 Commandments and versions thereof. They are very different, for example, the first commandment is: I am the Lord your G-d who has taken you out the land of Egypt. The Jewish commandments do not say, thou shall not kill, rather You shall not murder. They very different.
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Old 12-09-2009, 08:23 AM
 
Location: Sinking in the Great Salt Lake
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the original commandments..


1) "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2) "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3) "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4) "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5) "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6) "Thou shalt not kill."
7) "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8) "Thou shalt not steal."
9) "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10) "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house,.....nor anything that is thy neighbor's

sounds like a good plan to me, wonder why we can't live by them



revised ten commandments

1 thou shalt not waste patrolium before we find a sustainable energy solution..

2 thou shalt not bomb our fellow citizens.

3 thou shalt not pollute the skys, rivers, land, oceans.

4 thou shalt not have sex with more than one person at a time..

5 thou shalt not be greedy and hog all the resources. share them equally..

6 thou shalt not walk by a homeless person without donating..

7 thou shalt not buy crappy goods made with slave labor..

8 thou shalt not let religion rule your govenments.

9 thou shalt not drink and drive, and use cell phone while at the helm

10 thou shalt not burn the holy cannabis alone share with fellow citizens

11 thou shalt not create war without a reason..

12 thou shalt not beleave al gores hype!!! i will cool the planet i'm god


opps thats twelve commandments^^^^ should i go on
I would bet 10 bucks you are not a republican

...except for #4 on your list anyway. How can you rob every man of his ulitmate fantasy?!
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Old 12-09-2009, 08:52 AM
 
Location: In my Mind
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I would bet 10 bucks you are not a republican

...except for #4 on your list anyway. How can you rob every man of his ulitmate fantasy?!
Thou shalt not cheat on your spouse or partner hehe
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:17 AM
 
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For the origional 10, you need to go to the Jewish Bible. This post quotes the Catholic 10 Commandments and versions thereof. They are very different, for example, the first commandment is: I am the Lord your G-d who has taken you out the land of Egypt. The Jewish commandments do not say, thou shall not kill, rather You shall not murder. They very different.
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Actually for the original commandments, you'll need to go back to the Egyptian Book of The Dead, which is one of the earlier religious texts that the authors of the Torah/Old testament clearly plagiarized.
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:29 AM
 
Location: It's my island!
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Eh, the commandments are irrelevant anyway. Why revise something that should be thrown out? Laws of the land (at least where I live) govern proper social behavior. Everything else is just subjective.
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Old 12-09-2011, 10:47 AM
 
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First of all the ORIGINAL ten commandmets does not say, "thou shalt not kill".. It says, "thou shalt not murder". Second of all This is a complete mockery of God and his word and I think the authors of these post need to get on the face and ask their creator for forgivness.
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Old 12-09-2011, 11:14 AM
 
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Eh, the commandments are irrelevant anyway. Why revise something that should be thrown out? Laws of the land (at least where I live) govern proper social behavior. Everything else is just subjective.
They are a pretty good illustration of our own sel-righteousness. Not a one of us can go through the list and say we've kept every one of them our whole life.
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