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Old 08-25-2015, 10:26 AM
 
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Tut tut, the 'F' word isn't nice!
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Old 08-25-2015, 10:34 AM
 
Location: Florida
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Tut tut, the 'F' word isn't nice!

Using the incorrect word means you didn't get the joke.
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Old 08-25-2015, 11:21 AM
 
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Using the incorrect word means you didn't get the joke.
I got the joke, such as it was! However on another forum that particular poster was always having a go at anyone who used bad language!
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:28 PM
 
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I got the joke, such as it was! However on another forum that particular poster was always having a go at anyone who used bad language!
It wasn't the 'F' word that was implied by the joke; it was the 'S' word. You said you got the joke but then I figured that, if so, you should have instead stated "Tut tut, the 'S' word isn't nice!" But perhaps it was merely an unintended typo on your part.
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:29 PM
 
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I told my Jewish mother years ago that I had become a Christian (though not any longer so). She exclaimed "Oy!!! I've got to speak to a rabbi !!!". I was going to respond with "That's great!!! Hey Jesus, my mother wants to speak to you."


I passed a street preacher in the street, who exclaimed out loud to me "Jesus saves!" I said to him "Gee, I admire that. I haven't been able to save much the past number of years. Tell me, what interest rate does he earn?"


I looked into Eastern religions and philosophy but found it all to be too much of a hinduance to my lifestyle. <-- GET IT? HINDRANCE <---------> HINDUANCE
Should have told her you were becoming a Catholic as Joshua's mother was.

KJV Exodus 33:11 And the LORD spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend. And he turned again into the camp: but his servant Joshua, the son of Nun, a young man, departed not out of the tabernacle.

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Old 08-25-2015, 12:47 PM
 
Location: Nottingham
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It wasn't the 'F' word that was implied by the joke; it was the 'S' word. You said you got the joke but then I figured that, if so, you should have instead stated "Tut tut, the 'S' word isn't nice!" But perhaps it was merely an unintended typo on your part.
You are correct. It was the "S" word, and not swearing. I don't swear, and quoting a joke, made up by someone else, is not me swearing anyway.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:44 AM
 
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You are correct. It was the "S" word, and not swearing. I don't swear, and quoting a joke, made up by someone else, is not me swearing anyway.
You have used a few choice words in the past when I have spoken to you on the phone my dear!
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:39 PM
 
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This was supposed to be about jokes not jerks.
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Old 08-28-2015, 03:47 PM
 
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This was supposed to be about jokes not jerks.

Good one, that is better than some of the jokes
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:00 AM
 
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You have used a few choice words in the past when I have spoken to you on the phone my dear!
Who is this? Seem to have a diifferent name every time you surface! Have you a problem?
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