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I have decided to become a fundamentalist Christian. Yessir! Sign me up.
During this mid-February holiday weekend I look ahead to the day when I shall reveal to you all the truth behind what I say to you today. I'll say it in about 6 weeks. Ballpark figure.
So please don't think me a "fool" because I might know just a little bit more than what you are thinking at the moment. (Trust me, you will get it.)
Hope you don't, God forbid, die in the interim six weeks and miss your ride to the Pearly Gates. So close but missed it because you chose to wait to commit.
I have decided to become a fundamentalist Christian. Yessir! Sign me up.
During this mid-February holiday weekend I look ahead to the day when I shall reveal to you all the truth behind what I say to you today. I'll say it in about 6 weeks. Ballpark figure.
So please don't think me a "fool" because I might know just a little bit more than what you are thinking at the moment. (Trust me, you will get it.)
I get it ... from real brain state corrections, learning the enemy, and comedy. It is what it is.
Not all Christians believe the Earth was made literally in 7 days, or that all gay must die, and women are servants of their husbands.
Some of them read the bible and decide some of it was a result of stupid people, and the gist of it (grace and forgiveness, loving others, stuff like that) is what is more important. That the Bible was written by humans inspired by God, not by God. Fundamentalists believe in the infallible literal translation of the Bible. The rest of Christians... don't.
There are 667 paths that lead to God.
666 of those paths are a lie and lead else where.
Only 1 path leads to God and that's by His Son Jesus.
~choose you're path wisely.
Wrong.
Again/still.
But keep trying to convince yourself.
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