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Old Today, 06:57 AM
 
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My daughter injured her hand. I said at "least it's your left" because she is in college and taking some art classes. Then she told me she is left handed. I have never noticed, :Snip::
Seriously, how is this even possible?
I find it hard to believe.
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Old Today, 08:00 AM
 
Location: Booth Texas
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My daughter injured her hand. I said at "least it's your left" because she is in college and taking some art classes. Then she told me she is left handed. I have never noticed, you would think a mom would know. Anyway, I think she is just confused. I told her it's a good thing we didn't live in bible times because she would have to be stoned (to death). I went to google the correct Godly knowledge and it came up with this forum.
STOP being Left-handed!!! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum


I honestly can't tell if these people are serious or if this is parody. Here is the first post:


[SIZE=3]God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is Godís favorite hand:[/SIZE]



He then goes on to cite multiple scriptures backing that up.


So, any Christians on here think left handedness is still a sin?
Satan is in the right hand, not the left, it is the right eye, not the left.
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Old Today, 08:06 AM
 
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Adam is in the left eye, and Eve is in the right eye with Satan as he speaks to Eve. The body sees it's desires with the right eye of flesh, then the right hand reaches for desire but the left hand is of the spirit, and the left eye is to give you power not to sin, and so the left eye is to watch, and then when it sees the right hand reaching for desire, it is supposed to slap the right hand down, but the left eye is a fallen spirit with no power to help a person not sin.

If God is going to save your soul, then God will come and put out your right eye and wither your right hand and this is salvation.

It is the kingdom of flesh against the kingdom of spirit when one believes.

With the majority, a serpent is the right hand, and in the left hand is a snake killer, but the majority pets the left hand with the right and the two are agreed.
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Old Today, 09:33 AM
 
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Being right or left handed is not the issue in scriptures .
One should not let men be their teachers when Jesus provided the Holy Spirit to teach in His place .
Jesus said even idle conversation will be required an account on that day . and if you read revelation you see that false teachers are a particular offence.
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Old Today, 10:16 AM
 
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It would have to be funny, and over the top.
"The atheist Hymnal"has become quite an atheist favorite. Rowan Atkinson't 'Toby, the devil' as well, and despite atheists being there "I bet you're feeling a right bunch of nitwits" we think it is a hoot. Never seen a Christian post it. I have seen a couple of Christian atheist -bashing stand ups. It would be dishonest to say that i found them very funny, because what they said was crap. jokes such as the atheist evangelical tract (It's blank) and 'Atheist barbie' the 'grumpy atheist Goat' are pretty much atheist icons now.

This guy made me smile.."I'm in favour of Home schooling..Goodest thing that ever happened to me..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQDe3nr3lM

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Old Today, 12:59 PM
 
Location: USA
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My daughter injured her hand. I said at "least it's your left" because she is in college and taking some art classes. Then she told me she is left handed. I have never noticed, you would think a mom would know. Anyway, I think she is just confused. I told her it's a good thing we didn't live in bible times because she would have to be stoned (to death). I went to google the correct Godly knowledge and it came up with this forum.
STOP being Left-handed!!! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum


I honestly can't tell if these people are serious or if this is parody. Here is the first post:


[SIZE=3]God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is Godís favorite hand:[/SIZE]

He then goes on to cite multiple scriptures backing that up.

So, any Christians on here think left handedness is still a sin?
Which is the greater sin? Being left handed? Or not noticing that your daughter is left handed until she is old enough for college?

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Old Today, 01:19 PM
 
Location: Booth Texas
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Which is the greater sin? Being left handed? Or not noticing that your daughter is left handed until she is old enough for college?

Sin?

Somebody comes and here to be honest, and when they are, people jump on them. I married a woman and had a child with that woman, and she hated her own child and the child knows it, who cares if a parent didn't notice something like that?

What matters is that they love their child and people are just not the same, I see everything, but alot of people's mind don't work like that, it doesn't make them evil.
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Old Today, 02:41 PM
 
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People!...This thread is satirical...Lighten up and enjoy the levity...
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Old Today, 04:47 PM
 
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Which is the greater sin? Being left handed? Or not noticing that your daughter is left handed until she is old enough for college?


Awe. This was written before my little seedling took off with a boy across the country. I miss her.

She is right handed. She was just messing with my mind. She saw the opportunity and took it without missing a beat. I couldn't be more proud.
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Old Today, 05:07 PM
 
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Awe. This was written before my little seedling took off with a boy across the country. I miss her.

She is right handed. She was just messing with my mind. She saw the opportunity and took it without missing a beat. I couldn't be more proud.
My "little seedlings" are now in their 30's and 40's. Empty nest syndrome never goes away.
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