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Old 02-29-2008, 10:12 AM
 
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God, instead of letting people (and animals) die languishing in pain and agony.
That when its time for us to go, you simple tickle us to death. So we may go out laughing instead of crying.

What would be your suggestion for a nicer death?


Metta,
Aeroman
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:20 AM
 
Location: Oz
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I want to go out in a way that will cause as much gossip as possible.

Perhaps as a 98-yr-old lady I might die in bed with a trio of hot young male models -- one white, one black, and one brown -- amidst a sea of whipped cream, a swingset, seatless leather chaps, one cowboy boot (sans spur), an ostrich-feather duster, two ping-pong paddles, and a boa constrictor.
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:26 AM
 
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LOL, Roamin you silly nut.

boa constrictor

(its a curse having a good imagination)
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:28 AM
 
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LOL, Roamin you silly nut.
Uh oh, I think you've exposed me for my true self...
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:04 PM
 
Location: Tucson, AZ
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I want to go out in a way that will cause as much gossip as possible.

Perhaps as a 98-yr-old lady I might die in bed with a trio of hot young male models -- one white, one black, and one brown -- amidst a sea of whipped cream, a swingset, seatless leather chaps, one cowboy boot (sans spur), an ostrich-feather duster, two ping-pong paddles, and a boa constrictor.
LOL! Thanks for a great way to go! Now I'll just have to make it to my 90's, and I'll be all set...
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:27 PM
 
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why sans spurs? that, i would imagine, would be some of the fun...
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:00 PM
 
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why sans spurs? that, i would imagine, would be some of the fun...
Join me when I'm 98, and I'll tell you.
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Old 03-01-2008, 05:56 AM
 
Location: Oxford, England
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I want to go out in a way that will cause as much gossip as possible.

Perhaps as a 98-yr-old lady I might die in bed with a trio of hot young male models -- one white, one black, and one brown -- amidst a sea of whipped cream, a swingset, seatless leather chaps, one cowboy boot (sans spur), an ostrich-feather duster, two ping-pong paddles, and a boa constrictor.
Now that's a way to go ! You would certainly be remembered ! Growing old disgracefully does have some appeal I have to admit !
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Old 03-01-2008, 07:19 PM
 
Location: Socialist Republik of Amerika
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God, instead of letting people (and animals) die languishing in pain and agony.
That when its time for us to go, you simple tickle us to death. So we may go out laughing instead of crying.

What would be your suggestion for a nicer death?


Metta,
Aeroman
Satan is the author of death, God allowed it, as it was more merciful than living forever in the consequences of sin. Which are eternal pain and suffering.

godspeed,

freedom
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:16 PM
 
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Satan is the author of death, God allowed it, as it was more merciful than living forever in the consequences of sin. Which are eternal pain and suffering.

godspeed,

freedom
Really? I'm certainly not affected by eternal pain and suffering. And if death was better than living, why hasn't everyone just killed themselves?
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