Welcome to City-Data.com Forum!
U.S. CitiesCity-Data Forum Index
Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Religion and Spirituality
 [Register]
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
View detailed profile (Advanced) or search
site with Google Custom Search

Search Forums  (Advanced)
 
Old 12-08-2017, 01:51 PM
 
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
11,019 posts, read 5,984,846 times
Reputation: 5702

Advertisements

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mightyqueen801 View Post

I know what hell really is. It's a mall at Christmastime.
Nah. I still think it's 72 virgins and no physical body .....
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message

 
Old 12-08-2017, 02:10 PM
 
Location: S. Wales.
50,088 posts, read 20,717,984 times
Reputation: 5930
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoCardinals View Post
Very interesting point and also a food for thought.

If Hell is the opposite of heaven, which means, what happens in heaven does not happen in hell, and what happens in hell does not happen in heaven, and we assume that there is no sex in heaven, which mean there is plenty of it in hell - then guess where would the entire mankind would wanna end up?
As Toby says.."My God - there are a lot of you!"

Of course if I was (or were) a theist apologist, I'd argue that there is not actual animal sex in heaven, because you are suffused with a bliss besides which mere sexual pleasure is like the pleasure of spitting and getting it into the spittoon.

It follows that Hell would be the exact opposite of bliss of that extreme degree. My old RI master described it as "Imaging being on Crewe station on a dark, wet and windy night, having missed the last train and you have to wait for the 6 a. m milk train. Then imagine misery a thousand times worse than that."

Quote:
Originally Posted by 303Guy View Post
Nah. I still think it's 72 virgins and no physical body .....
That would explain why they'd be virgins...

Hang on...that's paradise???

Last edited by TRANSPONDER; 12-08-2017 at 02:26 PM..
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-08-2017, 02:17 PM
 
2,274 posts, read 1,338,710 times
Reputation: 3985
Based on the evangelical Christian support for Roy Moore, there is probably a place in heaven where you can get a <bleep> from a 14 year old if you are into that sort of thing.

Last edited by mensaguy; 12-08-2017 at 02:57 PM.. Reason: You can probably guess why this was edited.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-08-2017, 03:56 PM
 
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
11,019 posts, read 5,984,846 times
Reputation: 5702
Quote:
Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER View Post
Hang on...that's paradise???
Exactly.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-08-2017, 09:52 PM
 
6,115 posts, read 3,087,421 times
Reputation: 2410
Quote:
Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER View Post
As Toby says.."My God - there are a lot of you!"

Of course if I was (or were) a theist apologist, I'd argue that there is not actual animal sex in heaven, because you are suffused with a bliss besides which mere sexual pleasure is like the pleasure of spitting and getting it into the spittoon.
??
But Toby also says line up near the small guillotine.... ::: ahem ahem :::: [sending saliva down the drying throat]
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-09-2017, 04:48 AM
 
Location: S. Wales.
50,088 posts, read 20,717,984 times
Reputation: 5930
Not for what you think - didn't you hear: "The Jews were right"?
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-10-2017, 12:25 AM
 
Location: Valencia, Spain
16,155 posts, read 12,858,876 times
Reputation: 2881
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shirina View Post
That's actually one of the things I really despise about religion -- it is utterly devoid of any kind of humor, fun, or light-heartedness.
They just can't get enough suffering old girl.

Quote:
Originally Posted by phetaroi View Post
Most people (including Christians) can't even figure out life on earth, but they seem to know all about heaven.
It reminds me of that quote (Menken I think)...

"Church...a place where people who have never been to heaven explain what it's like to people who will never go there."

Quote:
Originally Posted by 303Guy View Post
I've also heard that sometimes there is sex IN marriage!
Really!!! I'm shocked!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew 4:4 View Post
Due to my current nature I don't foresee myself getting bored with eating and drinking, I always look forward to seeing my favorite people again and again.
How about your 'favourite people' that went the other way. Are you going to be happy knowing that they are writhing in agony as the flames lick around their arses...while your up there enjoying yourself?
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-11-2017, 06:29 PM
 
Location: minnesota
15,860 posts, read 6,322,813 times
Reputation: 5057
This thread reminded me of my grandpa. He loved Polka and this was one of his favorites.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzC_koWckdY


Is it really Heaven if you have desires?
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-11-2017, 07:16 PM
 
Location: S. Wales.
50,088 posts, read 20,717,984 times
Reputation: 5930
Couldn't raise it. But a check through various versions..some were too damn' slow.. I opted for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXI0_vmfIfo
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-11-2017, 07:31 PM
 
6,961 posts, read 4,614,977 times
Reputation: 2485
Why not? There are millions of people who have never had sex. I do not think that experience would be denied to them.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.

Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.


Reply
Please update this thread with any new information or opinions. This open thread is still read by thousands of people, so we encourage all additional points of view.

Quick Reply
Message:


Over $104,000 in prizes was already given out to active posters on our forum and additional giveaways are planned!

Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Religion and Spirituality

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:15 AM.

© 2005-2024, Advameg, Inc. · Please obey Forum Rules · Terms of Use and Privacy Policy · Bug Bounty

City-Data.com - Contact Us - Archive 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37 - Top