Originally Posted by b. frank
Did you see the Halloween episode of King of the Hill where Bobby gets involved in a church that despises Halloween?
Hank loves his Halloween tradition, but Bobby's new church swears that it is demonic and they have a Hell House party instead of trick or treating. Hell House is a "scary" substitute for a "haunted" house because they act out some of the punishments in Hell there.
I have no idea what a real-life one is like.
OH my gosh.. I'm crying at work..
King of the Hill Quotes: "Hilloween"
JUNIE: Why don't we start things off with a little quiz?
LUANNE: Oh, I hope it's open-Bible.
JUNIE: So you told him about the Druids and the candy-corn and he still thinks Halloween is just for fun?
LUANNE: Uh-huh. I felt so stupid.
JUNIE: Oh, no. First of all, in the eyes of the Lord you're a genius. The devil likes to fool you into thinking you're stupid, because it makes it easier for him to trick you. But if you think you're smart, you can resist him. Do you see what I'm saying?
LUANNE: I'm not sure.
JUNIE: SATAN BEGONE!!!
Now do you see?
LUANNE: Junie Harper says a haunted house is the Devil's mousetrap, and fun is the cheese.
HANK: Luanne, just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.
LUANNE: Junie says I'm smart, so don't try to trick me into thinking I'm not!
PEGGY: I go to church too, and I have raffled and bingoed and bake-saled my way as close to the good Lord as you. So do not try to one-up me, because I will one-up yours.
JUNIE: "The complacency of fools will destroy them." -- Proverbs.
HANK: "Get out of my house." -- Exodus.
DALE: The vandalism upon my house can only be described as a hate crime. Somebody hates me.
COUNCILMAN: Let the record show that somebody hates Dale Gribble.
I love king of the hill