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Old 03-11-2009, 04:39 AM
 
Location: Oxford, England
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Beer and chocolate (and ice cream) don't go together very well. Avoid such combinations.
The Dodo is so obsoletely old fashioned.


Credit me with a bit of taste Visvaldis, I was not implying Beer and Chocolate at the same time ! Would you prefer Pork Scratchings or Pickled Eggs instead, the ideal combination so I am told ?!

The Dodo is indeed old fashioned , exactly the reason I like it...

I am not sure I can commit to worship under those circumstances.
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:07 PM
 
Location: Under a bridge.
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I am not sure I can commit to worship under those circumstances.
Oh ye of little faith. Can you not see the great one's wounds? Can you not feel his breath? Can you judge only with your ....(stuck here--stick in something icky)?

Oh ye of little faith, surly I say unto you: "As I surly say this, it shall be said, 'Beeeee-lieee---ve! Beeeee-lie-----ve! Beeeee-lieee-ve!"

(You know it takes a lot of e's to be a prophet.)
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:27 PM
 
Location: Oxford, England
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Oh ye of little faith. Can you not see the great one's wounds? Can you not feel his breath? Can you judge only with your ....(stuck here--stick in something icky)?

Oh ye of little faith, surly I say unto you: "As I surly say this, it shall be said, 'Beeeee-lieee---ve! Beeeee-lie-----ve! Beeeee-lieee-ve!"

(You know it takes a lot of e's to be a prophet.)
Ah go on then, I beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelieeeeeeeeeee-ve !


Actually I have an admission to make, I already have a previous engagement of faith with the Great Easter Bunny so I am not sure I can really add up another creator to the list ....


Some silver tongued missionaries for the Flying Spaghetti Monster almost got to me but I kept to the path of righteousness and saw their evil deceit off with a few chosen prayers and incantations to the Great Floppy Eared Furry One in the Sky. I still feel the temptation but hopefully my faith shall remain strong.
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:46 PM
 
Location: Mississippi
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Actually I have an admission to make, I already have a previous engagement of faith with the Great Easter Bunny so I am not sure I can really add up another creator to the list ....
Ahem...

You know we are never to refer to the great pointy-eared one by his real name!

You will burn in a lake of gooey Cadbury Eggs and cheap chocolate!!!

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Old 03-11-2009, 01:55 PM
 
Location: Montrose, CA
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Finally, after centuries I can no longer hold the secret.
I created the Universe and everything in it.
And I am well prepared to defend myself using christian style logic, so prepare yourself as well.
Since you're the creator of the universe, I have a bone to pick with you. What WERE you thinking when you gave guys the ability to pee standing up, yet women have to sit or squat?

Obviously, you didn't consider the indignity of being a female when camping out in the boonies during winter! *shake fist*
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:06 PM
 
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Since you're the creator of the universe, I have a bone to pick with you. What WERE you thinking when you gave guys the ability to pee standing up, yet women have to sit or squat?

Obviously, you didn't consider the indignity of being a female when camping out in the boonies during winter! *shake fist*

hey sis, you're sadly mistaken here. go complain to the fashion designers!

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Old 03-11-2009, 02:14 PM
 
Location: Oxford, England
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Ahem...

You know we are never to refer to the great pointy-eared one by his real name!

You will burn in a lake of gooey Cadbury Eggs and cheap chocolate!!!

Not cheap chocolate , pleaaaaaaaaaaaase noooooooooooooooo !


I repent, I repent, please spare me the Cadbury Eggs and Hershey Bars. I swear I will be good .

The Great Floppy eared one will hear my pleas and I am sure a heaven of dark bitter Swiss delights await me on the other side .

Let us all bow our heads in reverence to the one who shall not be named and give thanks for our blessings .
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:56 PM
 
Location: Montrose, CA
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster will outlive your false gods! All hail his noodly goodness!

Ramen.
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:08 PM
 
Location: Oxford, England
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster will outlive your false gods! All hail his noodly goodness!

Ramen.
Wash your mouth out with soap Missy, I and only I have the one and only truth. Your sins will out and the furry demons will drag you down to their fiery burrows.

Holy War anyone ? I think Banana Cream pies at dawn seems a perfect way to settle this once and for all...

Or we could settle this the civilised way , agree to disagree and just eat the pies ?

You worship your FSM and I will carry on paying my devotions to the creator with long floppy and furry ears.
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:25 PM
 
Location: Phoenix
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Up until now I was putting all my chips on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but when I think of the phrase..."go forth and multiply".....that sounds more like the great pointy eared one.
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