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If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting
I have yet to hear an atheist screaming "Oh Darwin" while in the throes of passion. While I have frequently heard "Oh God" " Oh Lord" "My God" repeated by many many "Thank you" thrown in.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Was the student so profound so profound at intellectual theft as well?
Why did I have to grow up seeing this joke in techie circles, every time shooting out of some univ. on the planet from Peru to China?
Is this something which is meant to say, this is what scientific intellectuals have to say?
Fix one university, fix one student, fix one professor, I'll enjoy the humour
I'm a Divine Love Christian and I find sex to be extremely fun! No inhibitions here. Sex is not for procreation only. I also think the person you are with has to have the same feelings and urges because, otherwise, what would be the point of having sex with someone who isn't into exploring and having fun.
Was the student so profound so profound at intellectual theft as well?
Why did I have to grow up seeing this joke in techie circles, every time shooting out of some univ. on the planet from Peru to China?
Is this something which is meant to say, this is what scientific intellectuals have to say?
Fix one university, fix one student, fix one professor, I'll enjoy the humour
Otherwise it's just plagiarist boll0cks.
I seriously doubt it is a true story but funny nonetheless - many versions floating out there.
This is a stupid thread and is only worthy of some irrelevant humour.
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