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My car runs on squirrel power. Under the hood is a large box with several squirrels running on treadmills. They are bionic squirrels which can run at speeds of over 60 m.p.h. each. Their energy is converted by the treadmills into energy that powers my car. The squirrels drink gasoline from the car's gas tank.
The squirrels were put in my car by a wizard at Honda. He cast a magic spell on them and the mechanics of their treadmills. The magic spell makes them transform their shape into that of a car engine whenever anybody looks at them. The magic spell works even if a camera is put on them.
So far, science cannot prove that my car has a REAL engine, one that is an engine 100% of the time and always has been. Any scientists up for the challenge? Or, perhaps, is science limited by our own human limitations?
Yea, you have to sit on a park bench with a big bag of peanuts and feed the squirrels...
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