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"Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
We have compiled a list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a "god" human beings have ever directly experienced."
Our Google, who art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On 127.0.0.1 as it is in the Googleplex.
Give us this day our daily searches,
And forgive us our spam,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the search engine,
And the power,
And the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.
When I was young, if you didn't know something, you just didn't know it. There wasn't much you could do about it. Maybe you could go to the local library, and after a long search, maybe you could find a journal, and after about 30 minutes, maybe you could find out then.
But now I have access to any information I want within minutes. The access to information these days is amazing.
"Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
We have compiled a list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a "god" human beings have ever directly experienced."
Our Google, who art in cyberspace, Hallowed be thy domain. Thy search to come, Thy results be done, On 127.0.0.1 as it is in the Googleplex. Give us this day our daily searches, And forgive us our spam, As we forgive those who spam against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from Microsoft. For thine is the search engine, And the power, And the glory, Forever and ever. Amen.
I wish the Google god would sneak me into free newspaper archives, and public records. So many of those research places can make a woman poor ! I will Ghoulgle Halloween soon. And get a great pagan God start on my costume ideas. Al Ghoul invented the internet, you know. OK...I am being dragged back to room 601. Thats where they stick people who fixate on a word, and won't let it go.
Oh Google deliver us from the tyrany of traditional church.
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Oh Google deliver us from the tyrany of traditional church.