My prayors go out to all of you! (hell, faith, God)

[Tim Brewer]

Thank you for reading my invisible thoughts, with those of your own.

These should be the best of times, but they are not.

My prayors could fix your problems!

Regardless who you are, or what you do, my prayors could make you better, than you are doing right now.

I understand that some of you are hurting so bad, or somebody you know, that they do not have a chance to check me out on the Internet, but maybe you can help in that situation.

Please feel free to inform them about me.

My name is Tim Brewer, and I am your free, life, and afterlife planner!

What can I do?

More than you are willing to comperhind at this time.

[Rafius]

Perhaps if you learned how to spell the word 'prayer' it might help.

[sanspeur]

What the heck is a comperhind? Is it the back end of some animal?

[Rafius]

It's the small pin that aligns the chain on the rear sprocket of a motor bike. You'll find it on the right hand side, just behind the doofer-plug!


English may not be his native language so I suppose we shouldn't mock....not much anyway!!

[stillkit]

Afterlife planner? Can you make reservations for me at the finest hotel in heaven?

Thanks. I want a room by the pool. Please send a confirmation number.

[yukiko11]

Forget about it!
Catherine Kuhlamn went there and did that in the 70's. She trained and left behind Benny Hinn. (ugh) who uses exactly her same tactics.
She used to travel with a bunch of shills who faked instant recovery from a miriad of crippling physical ailments. I saw her and her crew in an airport once and the people were getting in and out of their wheelchairs to get coffee and other goodies that were being offered because the plane was late.
Read about her on the web. She actually made enough money selling real estate deeds to heaven to build a huge temple in LA.
Also according to Milton Berle's autobiography they also had a hot affair because she loved the size of his 10 inch "personallity"
If you are unable to articulate either verbally or in writing (your spelling is horrible) you need to get an education and a job and pray that you make it through this life into the next one. Work on your own personal faith and don't try to market it. You don't appear to be strong enough to help anyone else.

[noland123]

God is the only person I need to pray to,I don't need an intercessory.I don't need to get a hold of the dead for a large fee.

[Fred314X]

An "afterlife planner?" Well, OK, as long as you don't think you're going to charge anyone for the service.

And as Rafius hinted, maybe people could take you just a tiny bit more seriously if your spelling was a little better.

[achickenchaser]

I want a spot reserved far away from all the religious extremist. They've done a very good job of making life hell on earth, so I'd prefer a place that's nice and quiet...and sane.

[Rafius]

You come to hell with me chickenchaser. I've booked a table right near the stage. Hendrix plays every second Saturday of the month, Keith Moon give drum lessons and Janis Joplin is the barmaid. Apparently there is some problem with Elvis eating all the pies but the the constant weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth from all the religious extremists complaining that they have been sent to the wrong place more than makes up for that.