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Old 12-20-2009, 09:03 PM
 
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M. Divinity degree from a top seminary (ATS accredited of course) and ordained by a protestant denomination.

I have been told when I consecrate communion I make fantastic Jesus bread and Jesus juice.
Sounds good! You're in!
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:04 PM
 
Location: Denver, Colorado U.S.A.
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Oh, well.

On with my usual plans tonight to stone a couple of adulterers - I think I'll start at the nearest Xtian church. There's bound to be a TON of them there. I also planned to raid a few barbershops where they're cutting hair at the temple. Yes, it will be a most eventful evening! I'll do God's work tonight, the popped corn be damned.
You're heaven-bound for sure
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:05 PM
 
Location: Somewhere Out West
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Sounds good! You're in!
Thank you for your confidence. How much oil did you need and what particular type? Olive Oil, Canola (formerly known as rapeseed), Peanut or something else?

Also where should I send it?
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:05 PM
 
Location: Miami, FL
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I studied far more than your verses when I attended one of the top seminaries in North America. The most important thing I did learn though was to laugh off the rantings of untrained parrots who can only spout scripture without understanding the context in which it is set and what that mean today.
Trying to insult me won't help you make you points
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:06 PM
 
Location: Somewhere Out West
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Oh, well.

On with my usual plans tonight to stone a couple of adulterers - I think I'll start at the nearest Xtian church. There's bound to be a TON of them there. I also planned to raid a few barbershops where they're cutting hair at the temple. Yes, it will be a most eventful evening! I'll do God's work tonight, the popped corn be damned.
Not my church, we tend not to condemn, rather we compare and share.
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:07 PM
 
Location: Somewhere Out West
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Trying to insult me won't help you make you points
If you were insulted by my comments then clearly I hit a raw nerve. Sucks when it hits close to home doesn't it?
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:13 PM
 
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Thank you for your confidence. How much oil did you need and what particular type? Olive Oil, Canola (formerly known as rapeseed), Peanut or something else?

Also where should I send it?
Well, I was just on my way out the door to Hell in a handbasket, so maybe you could ship it there? It's the vacation I've been planning for a while now. My itinerary states that it lasts for "Eternity," whatever that means. I'll have to call my travel agent and get some clarity on that.

Anyway, I'm watchin my glorious figure, so I think the Olive would be the healthiest. A pint should be enough.
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:14 PM
 
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Not my church, we tend not to condemn, rather we compare and share.
You will be spared my righteous wrath.
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:14 PM
 
Location: Somewhere Out West
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Well, I was just on my way out the door to Hell in a handbasket, so maybe you could ship it there? It's the vacation I've been planning for a while now. My itinerary states that it lasts for "Eternity," whatever that means. I'll have to call my travel agent and get some clarity on that.

Anyway, I'm watchin my glorious figure, so I think the Olive would be the healthiest. A pint should be enough.
Done. I personally don't have the address to Hell but there is a fundamentalist church near my place, I am sure they have it.
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:17 PM
 
Location: Miami, FL
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If you were insulted by my comments then clearly I hit a raw nerve. Sucks when it hits close to home doesn't it?
No, I am just saying that trying to call me stupid, or untrained parrot, or whatever term you used, doesn't do anything except prove that you ran out of arguments, and tried to divert away from the subject. If you went to seminar, and still claim that Bible condones homosexuality, then I don't think you were listening at all.

As for your weak argument that the word 'homosexual' didn't exist and therefore the Bible didn't talk about it: what do you think this means:Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. See, you don't need the word, to decribe the act.
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