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Old 03-05-2010, 08:36 AM
 
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just for fun guys...no seriousness here!

i work in the Oil & Gas business...and my company just got a call from a displeased Lessor, complaining about his bonus payment...he went on to mention that his Legal Counsel was Jesus Christ, and if we had Lawyers to beat that to let him know...we all got a kick out of it!

anyone else here ever used that tactic??
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:50 AM
 
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just for fun guys...no seriousness here!

i work in the Oil & Gas business...and my company just got a call from a displeased Lessor, complaining about his bonus payment...he went on to mention that his Legal Counsel was Jesus Christ, and if we had Lawyers to beat that to let him know...we all got a kick out of it!

anyone else here ever used that tactic??
No, but it will be one to use on judgement day.

'I am writing this to you so that you may not sin; but if anyone does sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous; because he himself is the expiation for our sins, and not for ours only but also for the sins of the whole world.' 1 Jn 2:1
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:10 AM
 
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No, but it will be one to use on judgement day.

'I am writing this to you so that you may not sin; but if anyone does sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous; because he himself is the expiation for our sins, and not for ours only but also for the sins of the whole world.' 1 Jn 2:1

okie-dokie...
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:49 AM
 
Location: Valencia, Spain
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i work in the Oil & Gas business...and my company just got a call from a displeased Lessor, complaining about his bonus payment...he went on to mention that his Legal Counsel was Jesus Christ, .......
Tell him you'll pay his bonus when you receive a legal demand from Jesus.
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:52 AM
 
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Tell him you'll pay his bonus when you receive a legal demand from Jesus.
Might be too late then, of course.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:48 AM
 
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Tell him you'll pay his bonus when you receive a legal demand from Jesus.
the sad thing is, he's been paid...and now he wants more $$!!
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:49 AM
 
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Might be too late then, of course.

i'm affraid it's already too late. our legal counsel is not willing to meet up with his...

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Old 03-05-2010, 10:52 AM
 
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the sad thing is, he's been paid...and now he wants more $$!!
Well I don't suppose Jesus comes cheap man.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:52 AM
 
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i'm affraid it's already too late. our legal counsel is not willing to meet up with his...

It may be that they have no choice in the matter (though I have no doubt that they intend to settle accounts in an equitable fashion, and there will be no issue on this account).
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:56 AM
 
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It may be that they have no choice in the matter (though I have no doubt that they intend to settle accounts in an equitable fashion, and there will be no issue on this account).

i'm sorry, i was only kidding...the guy was paid, he's just not happy, and now he's getting all "Jesus Christ" on us...
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