So where do souls come from?

[baxendale]

I don't know for certain, but I think they're fairy farts. Don't ask me to elaborate.

[Dusty Rhodes]

So where do souls come from?

Shoe Makers!

[Fred314X]

Where do souls come from?

Fuhgeddaboudit! They come from Brooklyn. Don't ask me how I know; I just know.

[rifleman]

Souls are but a construct of religion. They are not necessary unless the "system" needs them to be bartered with, lost or found, saved or squandered, or carried on into a mythical after-life, itself a key fantasy element of religious doctrine.

"Praise the Lord, or you'll lose your soul and go to hell!"

In fact, they don't exist, and yet we do!