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Old 01-04-2013, 09:58 PM
 
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Your kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are perfect!

Going out is good.. Coming home is better!

You forget names.... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

You realize you're never going to be really good at anything.... especially golf.

The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really don't care to do them anymore.

You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's called "pre-sleep".

You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???

Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

Everybody whispers.

You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet.... 2 of which you will never wear.

It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived.

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Old 01-04-2013, 10:17 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles area
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And some of us are so old that even our birthday suits need ironing.
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Old 01-05-2013, 06:37 AM
 
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I like that one
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:58 PM
 
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Love my new snow plow

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Old 01-05-2013, 04:32 PM
 
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You forgot to put chains on the tires......
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:31 AM
 
Location: Bangor Maine
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I miss the days when you could just buy a new TV bring it home, plug it in and watch. My daughter bought a new thin screen large TV recently and it took the guy at least 2 to 3 hours to hook up everything they have from Tivo to Netflix etc. lol
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