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Old 06-21-2014, 12:34 PM
 
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Oneupsmanship....same subject whether you are 16 or 66. Who really cares?
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Old 06-21-2014, 12:43 PM
 
Location: USA
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Only someone very young thinks sex stops at 60...........or 70...........or 80....... or ever. We are born sexual beings and we die sexual beings.

Burma Shave
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Old 06-21-2014, 04:56 PM
 
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now the food channel is like watching porno. things that will never happen to me.

i would have to use my lipitor as a dry rub.
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Old 06-22-2014, 02:59 AM
 
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Okay, now I am depressed, lololol.
Don't be depressed, now that I think about it, it was that way when I was younger too!!
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Old 06-22-2014, 04:44 AM
 
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now the food channel is like watching porno. things that will never happen to me.

i would have to use my lipitor as a dry rub.
i think food has surpassed sex , i just put a mirror over my kitchen table HA HA
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Old 06-22-2014, 06:50 AM
 
Location: Hot Springs
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Only someone very young thinks sex stops at 60...........or 70...........or 80....... or ever. We are born sexual beings and we die sexual beings.

Burma Shave
You;ve got that right.....

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Old 06-22-2014, 08:15 AM
 
Location: Orange County, CA
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Default Lovemaking Tips For Seniors.

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them all off.

4. Make sure you put 911 on speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on palm of hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want, the neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Old is when your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you reply, "Pick one or the other, I can't do both."
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Old 06-22-2014, 08:57 AM
 
Location: Whispering pines, cutler bay FL.
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I surely hope to have sex in my sixties since hubby is 55 and I am 50 and we very much enjoy each other now. For us yes there is the physical satisfaction but it also the intimacy factor that very important. I wouldn't want to give up that bonding for anything so regardless of my age I think we will both still make the effort way past 60.
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Old 06-22-2014, 10:21 AM
 
Location: Chicago area
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i think food has surpassed sex , i just put a mirror over my kitchen table HA HA

Only if your husband is at the stove preparing it. That's foreplay for me. I could and then


My friend who is older then I told me that after menopause she didn't want sex and that it was too painful. That scared the crap out of me. I'm so grateful that didn't happen to me after menopause. I'm still on the same give me give after four days at 57. Once a week is just maintenance. With John being retired now we see each other more and... fill in the blanks. When I retire in about two more years I'm going to well into our 80's
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Old 06-22-2014, 12:20 PM
 
Location: SW MO
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Oh, bother! Here we go again with the juvenile....well....never mind. It's not anyone's damn business! Are inane threads being started just because they can or is there some record that needs to be broken?
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