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Old 08-09-2014, 06:00 PM
 
Location: UpstateNY
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Originally Posted by Juliette La Bretonne View Post
My mother lives in Florida... not in The Villages though. Maman is a very proper upper-class French Catholic, correct in everything she does.

So I sent her this email.


""Motherrrr! So THIS is what you’re up to while we’re away!
Ten women to every man, a black market in Viagra, and a 'thriving swingers scene': Welcome to The Villages, Florida, where the elderly residents down Sex on the Square cocktail in 'honor' of woman, 68, arrested for public sex with toyboy | Mail Onlin

Get your ass on home immediately!

You’re grounded!

No phone privileges. And I’m taking away your walking stick.

You’re not seeing any of those kids… erm… friends again.

Tsk! Tsk! (I have to tell your son-in-law. I hardly know how to break it to him. I’m so ashamed. I really am.) ""




Heee... hee... heeee.

Bravo, Juliette! Laissez les bon temps rouler!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure you don't want to join her instead LOL???
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Old 08-09-2014, 06:28 PM
 
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Lots of frigging in the rigging. What was that? Not sure, but what ever it was, the mess sure needed ironing. Wrinkled like prunes, best kept behind closed bedroom doors even more than the wild women of Flatfoot Landing. No spreads on the Playboy midsections for them.
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:44 AM
 
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I have told my adult children they have permission to shoot me if I start making a fool out of myself.

I have lived my whole life priding myself on my reputation of character and don't want to embarrass my kids and grandkids in my old age.
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