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Old 12-01-2016, 07:23 AM
 
Location: Somewhere in deep in Maine
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I'm a SEENAGER(Senior Teenager)

I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 54 year later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car

The girls I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant

My friends don't use illegal drugs

And I don't have acne.
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Old 12-01-2016, 07:28 AM
 
Location: Colorado Springs
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..and you still listen to Elvis
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Old 12-01-2016, 07:37 AM
 
Location: Somewhere in deep in Maine
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..and you still listen to Elvis
I never listened to Elvis. I'm a boomer. I listened to Bob Dylan enough that my son named my grandson Dylan.
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Old 12-01-2016, 07:37 AM
 
Location: Location: Happy Place
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Love it!
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Old 12-01-2016, 08:13 AM
 
Location: SW MO
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Excellent way to look at it.
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Old 12-01-2016, 08:24 AM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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Cycle of Life: Start out with diapers, move into childhood, move into your teenage years, then your adult years, and, at some point in time, we revert to a 2nd teenage stage, and lastly, right back to where we started: diapers!
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Old 12-01-2016, 08:24 AM
 
Location: Lakewood OH
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Very good!
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Old 12-01-2016, 08:31 AM
 
Location: Loudon, TN
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I was thinking "seenager" meant senile teenager. I guess it could go either way...LOL.
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Old 12-01-2016, 12:19 PM
 
Location: Central NY
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Originally Posted by slyfox2 View Post
I'm a SEENAGER(Senior Teenager)

I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 54 year later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car

The girls I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant

My friends don't use illegal drugs

And I don't have acne.

This is excellent. You have a wonderful sense of humor and I can "hear" the contentment in your writing. Good for you!!
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Old 12-01-2016, 12:51 PM
 
Location: NE Mississippi
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Originally Posted by slyfox2 View Post
I'm a SEENAGER(Senior Teenager)

I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 54 year later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car

The girls I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant

My friends don't use illegal drugs

And I don't have acne.
I dunno. I miss those 6 hour erections.
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