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Old 11-23-2018, 11:17 AM
 
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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With the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays coming I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. Some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends. Two days ago, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with friends and had more than several beers followed by a couple of bottles of rather nice red wine and vodka shots. Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit. That's when I did something I've never done before, I took a taxi home. Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.


(Stolen from Reddit.)
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Old 11-23-2018, 11:20 AM
 
Location: USA o(*_*)o
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Ha ha ha! I need that laugh (out Loud) THANKS.
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Old 11-23-2018, 03:20 PM
 
Location: Eastern Tennessee
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I've heard that one before but it still rates a pretty hearty chuckle
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Old 11-23-2018, 03:47 PM
 
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ha ha! Hadn't heard that one before!
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