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Old 12-23-2018, 05:11 PM
 
Location: SE corner of the Ozark Redoubt
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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" - Jack Benny
As an aside, I used to tell people I was "Jack Benny's age", always given to be 39, but had to give that up when they began asking me, "Who's Jack Benny?"
Ain't the golden years grand?

I only act this way so that if I go senile no one will know...
come to think of it, I won't know either.
(line from Police Academy, I think...)
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Old 12-23-2018, 05:13 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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All I do is seem to curse more.
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Old 12-23-2018, 06:28 PM
 
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quotes...3:

1. sometimes i take a nap just to get ready for bed.
2. this is first day of the rest of my life savings.
3. i am so old my Blood Type was discontinued.
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Old 12-24-2018, 04:35 AM
 
Location: Nescopeck, Penna. (birthplace)
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"No one here gets out alive." (Jim Morrison)
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Old 12-24-2018, 04:40 AM
 
Location: Spring, Texas
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Life’s A Dance and You Learn As You Go
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Old 12-24-2018, 06:29 AM
 
Location: Troy, NY
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Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back! - Meat Loaf
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Old 12-24-2018, 10:32 AM
 
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When the going gets tough, the tough call in sick
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Old 12-24-2018, 10:59 AM
 
Location: Texas of course
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier
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Old 12-24-2018, 03:54 PM
 
Location: Florida
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After age 80, any birthday that you are not under a headstone, is a milestone.
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Old 12-24-2018, 04:48 PM
 
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One of my Mom’s favorites (to us kids): “Tomorrow’s another day”, used whenever we didn’t want to quit whatever we were doing, for the day.

One of my Dad’s favorites (to us kids) was: “Who do you think you’re talkin’ to?”.
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