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Old 12-23-2018, 06:26 AM
 
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My late father would say:

"After 50 you can never trust a fart"
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Old 12-23-2018, 07:18 AM
 
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"Old age is not for sissies."
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself!"
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Old 12-23-2018, 07:23 AM
 
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"If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have bought a better mattress!"
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Old 12-23-2018, 07:39 AM
 
Location: Location: Happy Place
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Trouble rides a fast horse.

Any age, really.
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Old 12-23-2018, 08:21 AM
 
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"You're only young once. That is all society can stand."
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Old 12-23-2018, 09:06 AM
 
Location: Western Colorado
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"Get off my lawn!"
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Old 12-23-2018, 03:12 PM
 
Location: SW Corner of CT
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*Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming - "WOW, What a ride!"
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Old 12-23-2018, 03:51 PM
 
Location: Sierra Nevada Land, CA
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Being old beats the alternative
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Old 12-23-2018, 04:27 PM
 
Location: Backwoods of Maine
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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" - Jack Benny

As an aside, I used to tell people I was "Jack Benny's age", always given to be 39, but had to give that up when they began asking me, "Who's Jack Benny?"
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Old 12-23-2018, 05:07 PM
 
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Well here we go again. Familiarity breeds contempt, variety is the spice of life.
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