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06-09-2019, 08:11 AM
 Location: Tucson/Nogales 17,370 posts, read 21,213,499 times Reputation: 24192

Anyone ever tried to calculate how many times you've urinated over the years. Help me with this one, I don't have a calculator with me: 3 X a day X 7 equals 21 times per week. 21 X 52 weeks = 1092! 1092 X 70 = 79,832. Add to that is the times I drank beer (goes right thru me) or when I ate watermelon (again, goes right thru me) and last 10 years of frequent urinations, that should push it well over 80,000! And then, it would be interesting to know how much time was spent urinating, each time. There's another calculation for you: 79,832 X 4 minutes? and we come to 319,328 minutes and divide that my 60 minutes and? 5,432 hours!

And, could it be? Check my math! 221 days of my life on the toilet?

06-09-2019, 08:26 AM
 Location: SW Florida 10,279 posts, read 4,852,828 times Reputation: 21661
I peed approximately 139,000 times since birth.

06-09-2019, 08:37 AM
 Location: Tucson/Nogales 17,370 posts, read 21,213,499 times Reputation: 24192
Quote:
 Originally Posted by chiluvr1228 I peed approximately 139,000 times since birth.
Wow! My calculation is way off! Perhaps I need to re-calculate!

06-10-2019, 06:24 AM
 Location: SW Florida 10,279 posts, read 4,852,828 times Reputation: 21661
Quote:
 Originally Posted by tijlover Wow! My calculation is way off! Perhaps I need to re-calculate!
Well, I'm 64 and had OAB for quite a few years. I've always had to go more than most people, even as a child.

06-10-2019, 07:31 AM
 6,524 posts, read 1,336,586 times Reputation: 16534
Tell my husband to mellow out in traffic!

06-10-2019, 01:56 PM
 Location: Emerald Coast, FL 5,322 posts, read 8,356,253 times Reputation: 8665
Quote:
 Originally Posted by old_cold Anybody ever figure out how many times they've had sex? It's a wonder it stays exciting
Even after about 9,000 times, it stays exciting. That's with a partner, BTW!!

06-10-2019, 09:02 PM
 Location: Tennessee 23,541 posts, read 17,525,434 times Reputation: 27573
Given my habits on Maine toll roads this week, it might take six months for me to give the highway gremlins tribute a thousand times.

06-11-2019, 03:46 AM
 76 posts, read 90,328 times Reputation: 125
Quote:
 Originally Posted by brightdoglover Dare you eat a peach?
"Tho' much is taken, much abides."

Tennyson

06-15-2019, 10:20 AM
 Location: BBC 263 posts, read 43,563 times Reputation: 255
Butted cigarettes.
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