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Old 06-09-2019, 08:11 AM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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Anyone ever tried to calculate how many times you've urinated over the years. Help me with this one, I don't have a calculator with me: 3 X a day X 7 equals 21 times per week. 21 X 52 weeks = 1092! 1092 X 70 = 79,832. Add to that is the times I drank beer (goes right thru me) or when I ate watermelon (again, goes right thru me) and last 10 years of frequent urinations, that should push it well over 80,000! And then, it would be interesting to know how much time was spent urinating, each time. There's another calculation for you: 79,832 X 4 minutes? and we come to 319,328 minutes and divide that my 60 minutes and? 5,432 hours!

And, could it be? Check my math! 221 days of my life on the toilet?
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Old 06-09-2019, 08:26 AM
 
Location: SW Florida
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I peed approximately 139,000 times since birth.
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Old 06-09-2019, 08:37 AM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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I peed approximately 139,000 times since birth.
Wow! My calculation is way off! Perhaps I need to re-calculate!
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Old 06-10-2019, 06:24 AM
 
Location: SW Florida
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Wow! My calculation is way off! Perhaps I need to re-calculate!
Well, I'm 64 and had OAB for quite a few years. I've always had to go more than most people, even as a child.
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Old 06-10-2019, 07:31 AM
 
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Tell my husband to mellow out in traffic!
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Old 06-10-2019, 01:56 PM
 
Location: Emerald Coast, FL
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Anybody ever figure out how many times they've had sex? It's a wonder it stays exciting
Even after about 9,000 times, it stays exciting. That's with a partner, BTW!!
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Old 06-10-2019, 09:02 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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Given my habits on Maine toll roads this week, it might take six months for me to give the highway gremlins tribute a thousand times.
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Old 06-11-2019, 03:46 AM
 
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Dare you eat a peach?
"Tho' much is taken, much abides."

Tennyson
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Old 06-15-2019, 10:20 AM
 
Location: BBC
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Butted cigarettes.
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