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Old Yesterday, 10:10 AM
 
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A quote from a sitcom (Mom), his face still works
We all have our sexual preferences. Nothing does it for me like the joystick.
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Old Yesterday, 10:24 AM
 
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We all have our sexual preferences. Nothing does it for me like the joystick.
you mean like playing a video game like pong or tanks ?
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Old Yesterday, 10:28 AM
 
Location: SoCal
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We all have our sexual preferences. Nothing does it for me like the joystick.
The joystick can be purchased from Amazon nowadays.
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Old Yesterday, 10:36 AM
 
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you mean like playing a video game like pong or tanks ?
But of course!
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Old Yesterday, 10:37 AM
 
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The joystick can be purchased from Amazon nowadays.
Yeah but those controllers are somewhat lacking.
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Old Yesterday, 10:37 AM
 
Location: SoCal
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The joystick can be purchased from Amazon nowadays.
...with a Energizer bunny too !
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Old Yesterday, 10:41 AM
 
Location: In the Pearl of the Purchase, Ky
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Ditto here! Men my age are too old for me
When my wife says she's old, I tell her you're as old as you feel and she feels fine to me!
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Old Yesterday, 10:49 AM
 
Location: In the Pearl of the Purchase, Ky
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My wife was 51 when we got married and we never slowed down in bed. We were in a long distance marriage for the first 6 years and spent weekends together. There were times she'd call me when she got off work and tell me to meet her at our "halfway point", about halfway between her place and mine (about 70 miles apart). Her kids joked they thought they were going to have to hose us down. We were like that for 11 or 12 years until she hurt her back and sex hurt too much. I should say intercourse hurt her back too much. She'll be 69 next Monday (I'm 63) and we're still "active" in the bedroom, at least twice a week. You can have great sex without intercourse. Some of you older folks remember the old Yellow Pages slogan? "Let your fingers do the walking"!
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Old Yesterday, 10:54 AM
 
Location: NYC
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you mean like playing a video game like pong or tanks ?
Mathjak... please, stop with the one liners already... I might be tempted to add how your wife enjoys her drummer husband's rimshots!

I'm wondering if you really aren't Henny Youngman? But seriously folks....

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Old Yesterday, 11:35 AM
 
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The joystick can be purchased from Amazon nowadays.
just take one of those pepper grinders from the steak house .
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