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Old Yesterday, 11:36 AM
 
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Mathjak... please, stop with the one liners already... I might be tempted to add how your wife enjoys her drummer husband's rimshots!

I'm wondering if you really aren't Henny Youngman? But seriously folks....
i think she will tell you she had enough of my banging ....i give her a headache .... i think she regrets the day she pushed me back in to playing again .
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Old Yesterday, 11:49 AM
 
Location: SoCal
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Banging banging or banging banging?
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Old Yesterday, 11:50 AM
 
Location: SoCal
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just take one of those pepper grinders from the steak house .
Haha, it could be too stimulating, the peppers I mean.
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Old Yesterday, 12:29 PM
 
Location: In the Pearl of the Purchase, Ky
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Would you believe Walgreens sells adult toys on their website? Just put "adult" in the search at the top and see what pops up

www.walgreens.com
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Old Yesterday, 12:39 PM
 
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Would you believe Walgreens sells adult toys on their website? Just put "adult" in the search at the top and see what pops up

www.walgreens.com
They have a warning on them ,,something about chipping your teeth ...what do you suppose thatís about ?
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Old Yesterday, 01:22 PM
 
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For those seniors who still have teeth)
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Old Yesterday, 02:09 PM
 
Location: SoCal
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For those seniors who still have teeth)
Ideal woman, 3 feet tall and no teeth!!
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Old Yesterday, 02:10 PM
 
Location: Northern Wisconsin
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Cancer surgery chemo and the drugs she takes finished off our sex life. Its ok. Its been so long now, I dont really miss it. I have other interests. Even if she was gone tomorrow, I probably would pursue another woman.
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Old Yesterday, 02:15 PM
 
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Ideal woman, 3 feet tall and no teeth!!
Who can cook good
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Old Yesterday, 02:17 PM
 
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So, from what I can tell, retired men are more interested in sex than retired women.

Would that be an accurate assessment?
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