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Old Yesterday, 02:18 PM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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Ideal woman, 3 feet tall and no teeth!!
With a flat head you can set a beer mug on, right
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Old Yesterday, 02:21 PM
 
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My wife asked me what my biggest fantasy was ? I said I want to hear ,I DONT KNOW , I DONT THINK ITS GOING TO FIT ...... well there’s an unfulfilled fantasy .....
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Old Yesterday, 02:23 PM
 
Location: In the Pearl of the Purchase, Ky
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My wife asked me what my biggest fantasy was ? I said I want to hear ,I DONT KNOW , I DONT THINK ITS GOING TO FIT ...... well there’s an unfulfilled fantasy .....
I worked for a man who said if he has to die he wants to be 98 years old and shot by a jealous husband.
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Old Yesterday, 02:25 PM
 
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I worked for a man who said if he has to die he wants to be 98 years old and shot by a jealous husband.
At 98 I would be happy just peeing out of it
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Old Yesterday, 02:47 PM
 
Location: SoCal
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So, from what I can tell, retired men are more interested in sex than retired women.

Would that be an accurate assessment?
No but they tend to be more vocal, especially the ones who claim to have sex twice a day. They forgot to tell us, it’s with their hands. It’s whats not said is what you pay attention to.
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Old Yesterday, 03:50 PM
 
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From those I know in their 70's I'd say it is accurate. I think their wives don't prioritize it as much as the husbands do. For me it's super important. I'd say I have much more of a libido than my wife does. So I have to accept her timetable. But lucky for me she still has a timetable for it. But if I didn't bring up the subject on a regular basis and just waited for her to initate, I believe it would be much less. So yes, light nagging/reminding and keeping the topic alive does work.
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So, from what I can tell, retired men are more interested in sex than retired women.

Would that be an accurate assessment?
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Old Yesterday, 06:05 PM
 
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No but they tend to be more vocal, especially the ones who claim to have sex twice a day. They forgot to tell us, it’s with their hands. It’s whats not said is what you pay attention to.
Does Medicare cover Indian burns ?
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Old Yesterday, 06:18 PM
 
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At 98 I would be happy just peeing out of it
That made my day! No..not a man, But sure understand the importance!


Very good one
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Old Yesterday, 10:13 PM
 
Location: Spurs country. "Go, Spurs, Go!"
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We all have our sexual preferences. Nothing does it for me like the joystick.
This made me think of this episode of the Golden Girls that I just saw recently. I was not able to find just a specific clip and then post it here, so I copied the script lines.......loved, loved, loved this episode!

Season 6, Episode 7 of the Golden Girls......cop finds Dorothy and Stan in the backseat of his recently purchased Studebaker at a local Lovers Lane. When Dorothy tried to explain to the girls how it happened, she said.......

Sophia: “Wait a minute. Why were we just telling our Best Sex Ever stories?”
Dorothy: “Gee, I don't - I don't know how it started.”
Rose: “Well, sure you do Dorothy. Remember? You thought you were grabbing Stan's parking brake."
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Old Yesterday, 11:48 PM
 
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This made me think of this episode of the Golden Girls that I just saw recently. I was not able to find just a specific clip and then post it here, so I copied the script lines.......loved, loved, loved this episode!

Season 6, Episode 7 of the Golden Girls......cop finds Dorothy and Stan in the backseat of his recently purchased Studebaker at a local Lovers Lane. When Dorothy tried to explain to the girls how it happened, she said.......

Sophia: “Wait a minute. Why were we just telling our Best Sex Ever stories?”
Dorothy: “Gee, I don't - I don't know how it started.”
Rose: “Well, sure you do Dorothy. Remember? You thought you were grabbing Stan's parking brake."
This snippet?

https://ytcropper.com/cropped/XH5d539f3b21ccb

No...this one!

https://ytcropper.com/cropped/XH5d53a0a40524a
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