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Old 08-16-2019, 07:49 AM
 
Location: Canada
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Ideal woman, 3 feet tall and no teeth!!
does that include her having a flat head to hold your beer?
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Old 08-16-2019, 07:56 AM
 
Location: Canada
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I'm 62, hubs is 63. At least twice a week, if not more. Some physical issues that need some special attention occasionally, but we both enjoy the intimacy. One Saturday morning, daughter called and said she was stopping by -- I told her to give us 30 minutes, and then stop by, and she asked "Why?" "We're busy." "Oh, anything I can help with?" "No, dear . . ." followed by a long silence. It suddenly clicked and she was like, "WHAT?!?!?" I just laughed and hung up. So much fun to embarrass your adult kids!
Our oldest son is such a prude. He lives about an hour away and visits us for a couple of days at a time now and then. My husband LOVES to tease him. After a few days of staying at our house, hubby tells him that he's "taking him home so your mom and I can have sex"

He just gets a disgusted look on his face and says "awe, shut UP dad!" Too funny!

We have slowed down to once a week or so, and that suits both of us just fine. I DO feel that intimacy is an important part of showing love in your marriage, even if it isn't frequent.
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:09 AM
 
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does that include her having a flat head to hold your beer?
or a small tv with espn
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:12 AM
 
Location: Canada
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well you know the questions to ask in vegas .... are you a woman ? were you always a woman ? and if not can you keep a secret ha ha
That happened to a friend of ours when he was young and very horny, and before he was married LOL! He met this "woman", ended up in bed with "her" and low and behold "she" tells him afterwards that "she" was a "he" before he got his sex change operation. When he told this story to a select few of our friends, the way he told it was freaking hilarious!

I actually knew "him/her". I went to high school with him when he was a "him" A nice guy, but you could tell he was very feminine. He was definitely a woman in a man's body. I hope he's happy with his life
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:21 AM
 
Location: Canada
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I'm only interested in sex when I have tender loving care or emotional attention, like foreplay and hugging gently after having sex (or people call making love). I hate fast sex, and then my man falls to sleep so fast and snores so loud right afterwards. LOL. That way, I just feel emptiness and disappointment.
On the other end of the spectrum, my hubby feels that he has to draw it out forever before the final act. Just once in a while, I'd love to just have a roll in the sack-quickie for fun, instead of a marathon each time. I know some of you might suggest talking to him, but that's how we've always been and I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings.

I am not complaining though. I am sure I'd feel as you do if it was a quickie all the time then having to listen to snoring a few moments afterwards.
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Old 08-16-2019, 11:08 AM
 
Location: SoCal
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I actually knew "him/her". I went to high school with him when he was a "him" A nice guy, but you could tell he was very feminine. He was definitely a woman in a man's body. I hope he's happy with his life
We had a "him" at work preparing to go through the sex change operation, so he was taking pills and dressed like a woman. It was strange to see him in Men's bathroom, walking up to an urinal, lift up his skirt and pee.

The company finally built a "his/her" bathroom just for him !
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Old 08-16-2019, 11:15 AM
 
Location: SoCal
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Our oldest son is such a prude. He lives about an hour away and visits us for a couple of days at a time now and then. My husband LOVES to tease him. After a few days of staying at our house, hubby tells him that he's "taking him home so your mom and I can have sex"

He just gets a disgusted look on his face and says "awe, shut UP dad!" Too funny!
This reminded me when I was a young boy, I walked in on my parents having sex (well, the "prelude" of it).

It makes an impression on the young mind.... Oh THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
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Old 08-16-2019, 03:06 PM
 
Location: Canada
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This reminded me when I was a young boy, I walked in on my parents having sex (well, the "prelude" of it).

It makes an impression on the young mind.... Oh THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
I think ALL kids believe that once they have been born, parents don't "do that" any more LOL

You just can't picture it and you don't want to think about it, and ESPECIALLY don't want to witness an actual visual of it.
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Old 08-16-2019, 04:11 PM
 
Location: Australia
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I think ALL kids believe that once they have been born, parents don't "do that" any more LOL

You just can't picture it and you don't want to think about it, and ESPECIALLY don't want to witness an actual visual of it.
Yes, they prefer to assume you just don't do it. So our friends have had forty year old kids decide to join them on their cruise and share the room with them for three weeks. To be honest, even if we did not do it, I would not want to share a room with one of my kids at this stage of my life.
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:30 PM
 
Location: Live in NY State, work in CT
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Would you believe Walgreens sells adult toys on their website? Just put "adult" in the search at the top and see what pops up

www.walgreens.com

Wow, those vacuum pumps are THAT cheap now?
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