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Old 11-01-2009, 11:45 AM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

My favorite:

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri.: Nothing. Sat & Sun I rest.
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Old 11-01-2009, 02:20 PM
 
Location: DC Area, for now
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cute
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Old 11-01-2009, 02:22 PM
 
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Question: Whatcha doin?
Answer: Nothin.
Question: Didn't you do that yesterday?
Answer: Yeah, but I didn't get finished.
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Old 11-01-2009, 04:19 PM
 
Location: Fairfield, CT
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Sounds wonderful to me.
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Old 11-01-2009, 04:39 PM
 
Location: Two Rivers, Wisconsin
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Very cute!
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Old 11-01-2009, 11:26 PM
 
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Heh, like it.
As I post from my third shift job... Seven more years at least, nine at most. Tick tick tick
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:38 PM
 
Location: Planet Eaarth
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Yep, seven years retired and counting (Thank You Lord!) I get up every morning with a full schedule of nothing special to do and if I work very hard at it I might just get half of it done!
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:36 PM
 
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Bascailly I like that it really is more secure and free. It allows you to do things you never had time for while working for most. It makes you realise that choice is freedom.
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