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11-01-2009, 12:45 PM
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CD News Reporter
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Why I Like Retirement...
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
My favorite:
Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri.: Nothing. Sat & Sun I rest.
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11-01-2009, 03:20 PM
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Emancipated!
Status:
"3 weeks to go"
(set 2 days ago)
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: DC Area, for now
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cute
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11-01-2009, 03:22 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Question: Whatcha doin?
Answer: Nothin.
Question: Didn't you do that yesterday?
Answer: Yeah, but I didn't get finished.
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11-01-2009, 05:19 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Sounds wonderful to me.
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11-01-2009, 05:39 PM
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The cup is always half full!
Status:
"Love to see those fluffy snow flakes!"
(set 10 days ago)
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Two Rivers, Wisconsin
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Very cute!  |
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11-02-2009, 12:26 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Heh, like it.
As I post from my third shift job... Seven more years at least, nine at most. Tick tick tick
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11-04-2009, 10:38 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Yep, seven years retired and counting (Thank You Lord!) I get up every morning with a full schedule of nothing special to do and if I work very hard at it I might just get half of it done!  |
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11-05-2009, 09:36 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Bascailly I like that it really is more secure and free. It allows you to do things you never had time for while working for most. It makes you realise that choice is freedom.
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