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Old 01-02-2016, 11:41 PM
 
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When you finally get a bathtub in your backyard. Not functional mind you, just a tub that for whatever reason now lives in your backyard next to a pile of other random garbage.

That, and a shooting car (a dead car on your land you now randomly shoot at when the mood strikes).
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Old 01-04-2016, 08:23 PM
 
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Of course, the shooting car
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Old 01-04-2016, 11:12 PM
 
Location: Logan Township, Minnesota
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You know you are a redneck when:

You go to your family reunion to pick up girls.

You have 2 pick-up trucks, but only one set of tires.

Your alarm clock eats corn

You know the sound every farm animal makes and somehow fit them into every conversation

Your automobile repair kit is a roll of duct tape and a roll of bailing wire
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Old 01-04-2016, 11:29 PM
 
Location: In a state of mind
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You might be a redneck...

if your idea of fun on Saturday afternoon is going to the mud bog and getting your truck stuck.

And these courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy, the head redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck
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Old 01-06-2016, 03:33 AM
 
Location: Washington state
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I gotta couple things to say. One: there is no accounting why some threads just attract me, but they do. And two: a picture is worth a thousand words. I didn't feel like posting a thousand words tonight, so I did the next best thing.

You know you're a redneck if you own any of the following:




















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Old 01-06-2016, 10:04 AM
 
Location: Logan Township, Minnesota
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Old 01-06-2016, 01:38 PM
 
Location: Boise
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You might be a redneck if you've ever flipped the mattress on your bed and found a shotgun....
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Old 01-06-2016, 07:58 PM
 
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1. if your truck is bigger than your house trailer.

2. if you wear jeans and cowboy boots with your tux.
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Old 01-07-2016, 03:53 PM
 
Location: University City, Philadelphia
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You might be a redneck if you have a working TV sitting on top of a broken TV in your living room.
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Old 01-07-2016, 07:38 PM
 
Location: Logan Township, Minnesota
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clark Park View Post
You might be a redneck if you have a working TV sitting on top of a broken TV in your living room.
Uh-oh. I been caught
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