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Old 08-16-2010, 08:49 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles area
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You know you're a redneck when...

....you missed 8th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
....your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
....seventh grade was the hardest three years of your life.
....your wife's hairdo has gotten caught in a ceiling fan.
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Old 08-17-2010, 03:40 PM
 
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Truly Happen.You set around thanksgiving Table comparing Tatoos and Piercings,not Bad until clothes are taken off.

You go to Family Reunion and your Cousin sets on your Lap and ask if you want to come over saying that your Aunt wont be home.

brushrunner
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Old 12-22-2015, 05:24 AM
 
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Im glad none of them apply to me
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Old 12-22-2015, 05:26 AM
 
Location: Colorado Springs
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if your health plan is "Don't get sick"
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Old 12-22-2015, 08:11 AM
 
Location: 3.5 sq mile island ant nest next to Canada
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You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
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Old 12-22-2015, 08:35 AM
 
Location: Western Colorado
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Sounds like some people I've seen here in Colorado.
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Old 12-22-2015, 09:17 AM
 
Location: San Francisco, California
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if you consider the Hometown country buffet as gourmet cuisine, the finest foods you have ever tasted, with fancy eatin tables, and modern dining

WALMART for small town rednecks is like SAKS 5th AVE

some people even have weddings at WALMART
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Old 12-22-2015, 09:50 AM
 
Location: Colorado Springs
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if your parakeet can expertly reproduce the sound of an opening Bud pull tab.
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Old 12-22-2015, 11:31 AM
 
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Yewwww might be a redneck, if you resurrect a bunch of very outdated threads just to stir the pot.

In similar fashion to what poster #3 has done. The last post on this thread was on 2010 and only had two comments.

Rude rude rude, I don't care how long you've been on this forum or how many "likes" you have.
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Old 12-22-2015, 12:48 PM
 
Location: In a happy place
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And there have been 5 comments in the past 8 hours that relate to the topic.

You might be a redneck if you don't get bent out of shape when an old thread is revived.
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