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Old 02-15-2012, 05:26 AM
 
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...If you use Walmart bags for your lunch box...
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Old 02-15-2012, 10:42 AM
 
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^^^Lol!!! My DH used to wrap & give gifts in any "plastic bags" hahahah... till I came along that is...

Watch & is Crazy about...

"Swamp People".
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:41 AM
 
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If your daughter stole the gun under your mattress to sell it for pills.

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Ughhhh.... I think you have to be down at the hood or in suburbs / not too far to the city country country when you have access to buying pills... no???

I'd say it would be more redneck if all the "pills" & such is either homemade or home grown... like in moonshiners.

Not that I condone any "pills" & such illegalities.
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:55 PM
 
Location: In the Pearl of the Purchase, Ky
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You know the redneck version of foreplay?


"Hey, Sis! You awake?"
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Old 02-20-2012, 12:52 AM
 
Location: portland for now
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Lets see you might be a redneck if...
You buy copenhagen in bulk
You ever received a brick of ammo for your birthday as a child
You ever drifted a truck on an icy backroad for the hell of it
The only three stations you listen to are country, christian and classic rock
working the same blue collar job your dad did is going into the family buisness
You got your first tattoo in middle school
you keep your dirt bike in the shed
You refer to people who have less than three guns as big city liberals
you ever turned your living room into a reloading station
your favorite shows are top shot, sons of anarchy and UFC
you ever got into a fist fight over who shot the biggest duck
your idea of commuting by bike involves a v-twin and exhaust pipes
your idea of a vacation is sleeping in the back of a camper
your ever framed a picture of your trophy fish
your woman chews more then you do
the pastor at your church wears jeans, a ballcap and camo
the three most important days of the year are christmas, the super bowl and the opening day of deer season
you have your christmas lights on all year long
you have a confederate flag paint job on any of your vehicles
the newest vehicle you've ever owned is ten years old
you joined the military to serve your country and not a to have a college plan
fishing is more than just something you did once as a kid
if you hunt your own bacon
your idea of retirement is an RV and a case of beer
your summer job was bucking hay
disrespecting at your parents was the quickest way to get your teeth rearranged
your 9-5 job is really 7-6
you get more work done in an hour than most people do all day
all true stories lol
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