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Old 07-30-2009, 07:19 AM
 
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Or you routinely go to a general store like this (as I do)...

Nice combination huh? (and yes my wife did get her wedding dress there). (LOL)

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Old 07-31-2009, 07:04 AM
 
Location: Democratic Peoples Republic of Redneckistan
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Or you routinely go to a general store like this (as I do)...

Nice combination huh? (and yes my wife did get her wedding dress there). (LOL)
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:05 PM
 
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You have annual community BBQ.



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Old 07-31-2009, 02:37 PM
 
Location: State of Being
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You don't own a bottle cap opener - you just use your teeth.
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:55 PM
 
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Directions to your house include the phrase ".. turn off the paved road ...".

You go to work shirtless. And so does your husband.

If your family tree does not fork.

You go to family reunions to "meet girls".
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Old 07-31-2009, 05:23 PM
 
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You go to family reunions to "meet girls".

Last Family Reunion one of my Cousins came over set on my Lap whisper in my ear,"Mom an't going to be home do you want to come over". Yea and my wife was setting close by.

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Old 08-01-2009, 06:28 AM
 
Location: Democratic Peoples Republic of Redneckistan
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Directions to your house include the phrase ".. turn off the paved road ...".

You go to work shirtless. And so does your husband.

If your family tree does not fork.

You go to family reunions to "meet girls".
OR...if your family tree is just a stump
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Old 08-01-2009, 06:35 AM
 
Location: Democratic Peoples Republic of Redneckistan
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This song by Mojo pretty well 'splains it all(couple of "naughty" words in the first few seconds,don't play in front of the kiddies)


YouTube - Mojo Nixon ~ Redneck Rampage
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Old 08-01-2009, 10:27 AM
 
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You have a wasp nest inside your home.

Your last words are either "hold my beer" or "watch this!".
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:22 AM
 
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You don't own a bottle cap opener - you just use your teeth.


Hey dont knock it, Ive used my teeth, ha!
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