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Old 08-03-2009, 06:04 PM
 
Location: Jacksonville,Florida
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1)If you have shirts like Larry the Cable Guy

2)Going to the convenient store for beer is a big night out on the town

3)Talking to Billy,Bob,Debbie and Sue and wishing the two a good night.
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:12 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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If you drive your riding mower to the shop for new blades and belts.
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:35 PM
 
Location: Canada
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Teeth?
You invented the toothbrush; if somebody else did, it would have been called a teethbrush!
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:55 PM
 
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1)If you have shirts like Larry the Cable Guy

2)Going to the convenient store for beer is a big night out on the town

3)Talking to Billy,Bob,Debbie and Sue and wishing the two a good night.

Dang I can relate to all three.

hillman
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:05 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Dang I can relate to all three.

hillman
Does Hillman stand for Hill-y-Billy man or Mountain man?
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:27 PM
 
Location: Jacksonville,Florida
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1)Thinking up a lot of redneck jokes with ease.

2)Being invited frequently to come on the Jeff Foxworthy Show.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:24 AM
 
Location: In the woods
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If you drive your riding mower to the shop for new blades and belts.
I wanted to do that after returning to a small town I grew up in (drive the riding mower to another house, not a store). But someone told me it was illegal!
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:34 AM
 
Location: In the woods
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More from me . .

You might be a redneck if.....

1. You like to sharpen your knives with a piece of broken concrete on the front porch, especially when your daughter invites her new boyfriend over.
2. You move to a new town and, on the 4th of July, wonder why fireworks aren't allowed and have some of your kin transport some over from a state where they're sold
3. You're at your nieces birthday party where they've run out of birthday candles and you pull out a sparkler (from the fireworks you've manage to get from another state) and your niece freaks out when she sees the metal rods on her cake.
4. You always know where the nearest slaughterhouse is located.
5. You rip newspapers in half and use them for placemats.
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:48 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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I wanted to do that after returning to a small town I grew up in (drive the riding mower to another house, not a store). But someone told me it was illegal!
Not if you have a cation sign, like farm tractors.
It's done here in OK. But if you look at the tires it says "Not Made for Highway Use" We've had to go to their house and drive em' over..
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:29 PM
 
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Does Hillman stand for Hill-y-Billy man or Mountain man?

Oh I guess Hill-y-Billy man,I live on a ridge.Can't stand living in the Mountains.

hillman
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