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Old 09-05-2009, 07:37 AM
 
Location: Prescott Valley, Az (unfortunately still here)
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Originally Posted by Future Trooper View Post
You might be a redneck if...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean,
Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder."
It's important to know the difference, too.

HEY!!! #4...I have 2 names: Lina Jo!! What's wrong with that!!
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Old 09-05-2009, 07:43 AM
 
Location: Prescott Valley, Az (unfortunately still here)
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If you knew your spouse since you were kids (or at least since high school too).

If you think of a great night out is going to a honky-tonk (a country/western bar).

Ya'll is your common language (YES!!! I say it all the time, ya'll!! I'm from Texas originally. Bite me!!).

If you're a female, you have bleached blonde hair and your roots are almost 1 inch long already, you think that's hot and sexy looking.

Living in a trailer park to you is really cheap and affordable living.

You live in a trailer, have an above ground swimming pool, have lots of beer and soda, a B-B-Que pit, and lots of friends over every weekend during the summer. (YEAH, but those were some of the best parties I had ever been in and everything was free...Bite me!!).
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Old 09-05-2009, 09:13 AM
 
Location: North Beach, MD on the Chesapeake
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You forgot to say that you know you're a redneck if you say "bite me" a lot.
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Old 09-05-2009, 09:22 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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HEY!!! #4...I have 2 names: Lina Jo!! What's wrong with that!!
What's wrong with being a Redneck?
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:29 AM
 
Location: Hometown of Jason Witten
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If you've ever lied through your tooth...

If you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...

If you think the last four words in the National Anthem are "Gentlemen, start your engines"...

If you think "The Nutcracker" is a dive off the high board...

If people mistakenly think you're having a yard sale...

and if you think all Rednecks are Conservatives,

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK!
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:01 AM
 
Location: Stuck in NE GA right now
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Ok this is fun...and ummmm I LIVE 14 miles from Athens, GA...Home to many of the Jeff Foxworthy tapeings, he is considered a GOD in my nek of these har woods

You might be....if you use kitchen and bathroom appliances for yard art. (some of my neighbors down the dirt road)
You might be....if you have 20+ vehicles in your yard and none of 'em run (another neighbor).
You might be....if your kids use those vehicles for their "jungle jim".
You might be....if you drive your tractor down the road to visit the neighbors (guilty)
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Old 09-08-2009, 11:39 AM
 
Location: Prescott Valley, Az (unfortunately still here)
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What's wrong with being a Redneck?

I never did say there was anything wrong with being a redneck. I know I am, at heart. I like the simple living. But at least I don't look like the stereotype that you hear about (no teeth, out of shape, etc.). I have all my teeth, I workout everyday, and do get my hair done every few months. But I do say Ya'll still, I still wear jeans and cut-off shorts, and I do have 2 names.

No problem being a redneck. I love it.
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Old 09-08-2009, 11:40 AM
 
Location: Prescott Valley, Az (unfortunately still here)
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You forgot to say that you know you're a redneck if you say "bite me" a lot.

Well, it's better than saying a swear/cuss word..
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:26 PM
 
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You might be a redneck if...

- you show your belt buckle when asked for an I.D.

- your definition of entertainment is a bug zapper and a six pack!

- you have to remove the tranny out of the bathtub to take a shower.
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:23 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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You might be a redneck if...

- you show your belt buckle when asked for an I.D.

- your definition of entertainment is a bug zapper and a six pack!

- you have to remove the tranny out of the bathtub to take a shower.
guess I'm not a redneck, because I can take a shower without movin' the tranny from the tub.
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