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Old 09-24-2009, 01:59 AM
 
Location: Southern Willamette Valley, Oregon
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Foxworthy stated it best:

IF YOU HAVE A HOUSE THAT'S MOBILE AND SIX CARS PARKED IN FRONT THAT AIN'T
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:59 AM
 
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1.Your idea of a truck wash is driving through the rain cloud.
2.You pee off your back porch
3.You give directons like: right at the big oak then left at the red barn and just over yonder past the creek on the right.
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Old 11-20-2011, 07:25 AM
 
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1.Your idea of a truck wash is driving through the rain cloud.
2.You pee off your back porch
3.You give directons like: right at the big oak then left at the red barn and just over yonder past the creek on the right.
I used to wash my cars by driving thru the puddles in the winter clean the underside real well.

ALWAYS peed out the back door sometimes me and my best friend had peeing contest to see who could pee the farthest or write our names in the snow

We had a tourist from Mass a chewsetts stop one day and ask my dad for directions. My dad in in own way told the guy where he had to go Past the old blacksmith shop turn left by the oak tree that fell back in 1966, a right by the old house that burnt down in 1955, so on and so on. He wasn't being funny that was how he gave directions [He pulled it on me one day till I reminded him I neded better ons, THEN he changed them. He DID pass on some good info to the cops one day with some of the old names and nicknames some areas in town had. [We had one intersection in the back area called Skeeter Corner and told em where it was.]
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Old 11-20-2011, 09:33 AM
 
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. . .when asked for an ID you show them your belt buckle!

. . .your definition of entertainment is a bug zapper and a six-pack!

. . .you have to move the transmission in the tub out of the way to take a shower!
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Old 11-20-2011, 09:56 AM
 
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Default You have to cut trees down

You have to cut trees down to move some of your favorites cars.

You have a motorcyle in the house

A transmisstion in the livingroom because it is important to have clean area to work on it.
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:42 PM
 
Location: North Beach, MD on the Chesapeake
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Seen it? Hell ,I'm using one on my shed

I use a gun lock on my shed, too.
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Old 11-22-2011, 01:36 PM
 
Location: West Michigan
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Seen it? Hell ,I'm using one on my shed
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I use a gun lock on my shed, too.
I'm using mine on my outboard motor so somebody can't loosen it up and take it off my boat while I leave it at the lake.
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:24 PM
 
Location: Nebraska
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Ummm... ahhhh... out here, a truck wash is a hill with a hydrant (about every 5-10 miles on a two-lane state road).

We use 'em to wash out the cattle trailers.

You have to move QUICK in the springtime to get all that good manure piled up out there, before the road crews come by and haul it off...
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Old 11-25-2011, 08:21 AM
 
Location: Swiftwater, PA
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You might be a redneck if:

You can gut and skin five deer in the dark (without a flashlight) quicker than the group of city slickers next door can skin one in the daylight!

The smell of a snapping turtle pooping in the back of your pickup doesn’t bring tears to your eyes.

You have learned how to pick fine shot out of your own backside with a mirror and tweezers.
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Old 11-25-2011, 08:44 AM
 
Location: SW MO
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You have learned how to pick fine shot out of your own backside with a mirror and tweezers.
...an' ya just swoller it down with the rest of the bird 'cause ya don't have enough teeth left ta pick it outer!
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