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Old 07-27-2009, 02:02 PM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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You might be a redneck if.....



1. You find roadkill as an accessory
2. You have more than 3 guns
3. You drive an old beat up pick up truck
4. Barbeques are an essential part of life
5. Your seen as not manly for drinking alcohol


Take it away from here....Take this thread with a grain of salt. Have fun!
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Old 07-27-2009, 05:27 PM
 
Location: North Beach, MD on the Chesapeake
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If you've ever shot a deer from the front porch.
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Old 07-27-2009, 05:40 PM
 
Location: Democratic Peoples Republic of Redneckistan
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If your pickup truck costs 5 times more than your house.
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:07 PM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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If NASCAR is in your blood.
If you hunt for a living.
If air conditioning is a luxury
If you knew your wife from you were tots
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:38 PM
 
Location: North Beach, MD on the Chesapeake
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I have to ask my wife/cousin for some more examples. Oops, my daughter/niece just got home from work at the liberry.
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:00 AM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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We can find tobacco in your pocket.
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:14 AM
 
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I would say if you live with me.



But if your wife can skin a Deer sounds good.



Everyone knows where your Son got his looks.



Got a few more but I'll leave it at this.

hillman
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:29 AM
 
Location: In the woods
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You might be a redneck if.....

1. You finish scaling fish and throw the guts to your cat.
2. You finish scaling fish and dig a hole in the yard to bury the scales and head.
3. You plant flowers in a pot and use dirt from your yard instead of buying potting soil.
4. You hoist the cabin part of your pick-up truck to the rafters of your garage so you can lower and raise it when needed.
5. You can identify every species of snake around your house as easily as any reptile expert.
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Old 07-29-2009, 05:49 AM
 
Location: Democratic Peoples Republic of Redneckistan
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Originally Posted by South Jersey Styx View Post
You might be a redneck if.....

1. You finish scaling fish and throw the guts to your cat.
2. You finish scaling fish and dig a hole in the yard to bury the scales and head.
3. You plant flowers in a pot and use dirt from your yard instead of buying potting soil.
4. You hoist the cabin part of your pick-up truck to the rafters of your garage so you can lower and raise it when needed.
5. You can identify every species of snake around your house as easily as any reptile expert.
I hate cats and don't have any on my property,but those others sound familiar
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Old 07-29-2009, 09:53 AM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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You might be a redneck if...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean,
Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder."
It's important to know the difference, too.
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