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Old 09-01-2009, 04:10 PM
 
Location: I love the Ozarks
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune..... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.


And you thought all they did was greet you.

Okie
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Old 09-04-2009, 07:56 AM
 
Location: A little suburb of Houston
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:20 PM
 
Location: Sioux Falls, SD area
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I know her.
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:47 PM
 
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good one
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Old 09-06-2009, 02:26 AM
 
Location: Gary, WV & Springfield, ME
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Who told you about my horseback riding experience?
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:14 AM
 
Location: I love the Ozarks
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Who told you about my horseback riding experience?
Oh, Vie hav Vie vays.

Okie
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