Daily Joke Thread (hotel, cabinet, law)

[sapphire]

Originally Posted by crazedchef

Yeah I just found it on page 5
whoops

this thread got so big so fast

Oh, well, it was a good one.

[rd2007]

ha ha ha, I just got the meaning of the thing under sapphire's name..

[rd2007]

how about a visual joke? it's sorta fitting..

[Paka]

Originally Posted by rd2007

how about a visual joke? it's sorta fitting..

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HEY, THAT'S MY CAR!!!! (Just kidding of course!)

[sapphire]

Originally Posted by rd2007

ha ha ha, I just got the meaning of the thing under sapphire's name..

Dang, it's been that way for weeks! Somebody needs to up their caffeine intake.

[rd2007]

Check out the times for most of my posts and then you'll understand. I'm usually there, but that's pretty much it at night. I usually sorta remember driving home every morning though....

BTW, I did notice what it said, it just took forever for it to click

[SanAntoQT]

Julz went to see his doctor and said, "You'll probably laugh." The Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Julz said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.

It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Julz replied.
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[rd2007]

The Collard Greens

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Junebugg Jankins the III,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love,

Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son


Dear Daddy Jankins,

Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.


Love,

Junebugg Jankins III


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.



Dear Daddy Jankins,

You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love,

Junebugg III.

[sapphire]

TWO OLD MEN

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a
last night on the town.



After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.The madam takes one
look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first
two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and
drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the
difference."



The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care
of their business.



As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was
dead!"



"Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?"



"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."



His friend says, "Could be worse, I think mine was a witch."



"A witch ??....Why the hell would you say that?"



"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a
little bite, then she farted and flew out the window......Took my teeth with
her!!"

[Paka]

Originally Posted by sapphire

Dang, it's been that way for weeks! Somebody needs to up their caffeine intake.

OMG AM I SLOOOOOWWW....I just figured it out...finally!!! Too CUTE!