Daily Joke Thread (San Antonio, Cameron, Anton: kindergarten, stations, gas)

[PopsGuysRule]

okay, this is the fourth time I have come back into this thread to hear
Ken Lee, if Libudibudouchooooo

I MUST post this on our family website......!!!!

My whole family is made up of gigglers... it came from my Mom, and all her children and grandchildren are also gigglers.....

thanks for this Paka... I know my family will thank you as well..... LOLOL

[Paka]

The Current Oil Issue


A lot of folks can't understand how we came

to have an oil shortage here in our country
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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OUR OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
~~~


Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!!

Any Questions???????

[Paka]

For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

[gwrober]

That oughta teach him about sharing his spaghetti!!

[AFWife1029]

omg i love that was great

[gwrober]

Hillary and Obama were on a boat.
The boat sank in a big storm.
There was no lifeboat...
Who was saved??



AMERICA!!!!

[PopsGuysRule]

Originally Posted by gwrober

That oughta teach him about sharing his spaghetti!!

yeah and his meatballs too!!!!

[rd2007]

for those people that send you annoying e-mails...

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.


This is for all of my friends who send me those heart-warming stories.

[AFWife1029]

lol Ive seen that one a few times.

[Paka]

Originally Posted by gwrober

Hillary and Obama were on a boat.
The boat sank in a big storm.
There was no lifeboat...
Who was saved??



AMERICA!!!!

Oh, I SO tried to rep you for that one!!!!

Gotta spread the stuff around tho!