Daily Joke Thread (Mart, Rule, Happy: ordinances, Wal-mart, deals)

[rd2007]

oh man, the Moses question got me.. grrrr

[gwrober]

11 Minutes

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently
raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window 'Uh, yes, officer?'
The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:
'And her', what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater.'
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night
in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says :'I'm 22, sir.'
The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'
The young man looks at his watch and replies 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes'.

[rd2007]

How ironic, I just received this in my e-mail..

[gwrober]

We should include links to funny pictures in the daily joke thread. Thoughts?

[rd2007]

I don't see why not. Here's another one that came with the same e-mail..



most of the rest probably won't pass the censor test..

[PopsGuysRule]

Originally Posted by gwrober

11 Minutes

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently
raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window 'Uh, yes, officer?'
The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:
'And her', what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater.'
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night
in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says :'I'm 22, sir.'
The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'
The young man looks at his watch and replies 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes'.

LOLOLOL.... very good GW.....

[rd2007]

another picture one

[gwrober]

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[Blue Dog]

Originally Posted by gwrober

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

So true,Long live Guns!

[Blue Dog]

Little Johnny goes to a nudist beach with his parents. On arriving there he goes out to play but then returns and says to his mother "Mommy,mommy:I saw a lady with the biggest breasts! The mommy tells him"Son,Don't get to excited. The bigger the breasts,the more stupid they are"!
So Little Johnny goes out to play once more and comes back to his Mother. "Mommy,mommy, I saw a man with the biggest Tool that I have ever seen! Again his Mother tells him"Son,Don't get to excited.The bigger the Tool,the more stupider they get"! Now go play.
Little Johnny goes out to play and then comes back. "Mommy,mommy, I saw Dad talking with this stupid lady and the more he talked the stupider he got".