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04-15-2008, 08:13 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for president.
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Wow, I thought he was completely made up. "Sorry, got these sacks..."  |
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04-15-2008, 09:23 PM
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You know, I've never really found clowns to be very funny. In fact, they've always seemed a little scary. Maybe it's because one time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. - Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts.
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04-15-2008, 10:36 PM
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Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by gwrober
Wow, I thought he was completely made up. "Sorry, got these sacks..." |
He gets that a lot, according to his web site. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
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04-15-2008, 11:12 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for president.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Originally Posted by Bowie
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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. |
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04-16-2008, 01:42 AM
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no witty taglines forthcoming
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Location: Washington, DC & San Antonio, TX
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting! Read more at My Favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey and Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
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04-16-2008, 07:45 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for president.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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I was sad when the AF implemented their modified email signature guidelines, because I had to stop using these...  |
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